Or at the very least yell at him. As he doesn't feel bad enough as it is. Last night I cooked up some homemade pizzas for the family and a couple of the kids friends. That went over like a lead balloon. I burnt the pizza so bad you almost needed a Flame Resistant Jacket to take it out of the oven. So I am not a great cook. I never pretended to be one. I do pretend to be a lot of things but a chef is not one of them. Just a tip, when the a guy ruins your dinner by burning it yelling is not going to bring that pizza back. This is a fact that I know.