We went out for some chinese today before I planted myself on the couch for eight hours of watching hockey and baseball. This is one of the fortunes we found in our fortune cookies. The food was about as hot as the fortune and my beer was flat.
What the hell does this mean? Is it a misprint? An error? Or a deeper message about consuming our wealth and good foturnes all at once? I'm confused.
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