Sarah Palin Jokes and Quotes

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 | Sarah Palin with Comments Off

I love that you Yanks are going to give the nuclear codes to a soccer mom. What a world we live in. Here are some funny quotes and jokes I came across.

"Speaking of Sarah Palin, she said she's a life-long member of the National Rifle Association. Which may explain why she's in favor of shotgun weddings." –Conan O'Brien

"This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF." –Bill Maher

"She's not bad looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she's in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Palin and McCain are a good pair. She's pro-life and he's clinging to life." —Jay Leno

"Actually, it was kind of a smart choice. McCain went with a woman because he didn't want to have to be in a position to have to get CPR from Mitt Romney." —Jay Leno

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