I love this story, it took some digging but I found a picture of this stinky character. Robert Higgins is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident’s backyard and jumped into the pool on Saturday, Sept. 26, 2009 in Hobe Sound, Fla.

Can you blame him? No word on why he was naked and covered in poop but if it was me I would be looking for a pool or something similiar to get into as well. He took a towel and went on his way.

Oh, the cops used K-9 to track down his smell and arrest him. No kidding.