Who says being a petty thief is easy? Certainly not Korey Thomas Heess who isn't the sharpest pencil in the drawer. Actually kids don't use pencils these days, they use that IntraWeb and that's something Korey doesn't get.
SALINAS, Calif- A woman reported her purse stolen, which contained her smart phone. Later a new picture showed up in her Photo Bucket account. It was the thief. He was snapping photos of himself not realizing that they were automatically being posted to the file sharing site. He has since been identified as Korey Thomas Heess. It didn't take long. Who needs high school? They don't teach you anything there.
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