There is never any shortage of stuid criminals everyday when I wak up. This one is a little long on the tooth though. Mary Gorsuch, 48 is the latest victim of being just plain stupid.
Police said Mary Gorsuch, 48, of BIDDEFORD, Maine went into Paul’s Variety store at 80 Alfred St. Monday afternoon and threatened to blow her head off if clerks didn’t give her money. Police said the clerk handed over several hundred dollars and watched the robber leave the store. Police said following the robbery, Gorsuch went across the street to Pizza By Alex, ordered a pepperoni pizza and sat down to wait for her order. It didn't take them long to find her.
She was already on probation for armed robbery. Awesome.
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