Here is a funny one from Glendale, Arizona. A man comes home and finds some guy ripping him off so he hold onto him until he can call 911 and wait for the police. The converstaion that carries on is pretty damn funny.
Listen to this 911 call. This loon calls 911 because her cows escaped the field. When Tammy Nuttelman called 911, she was told her escaped cows weren't an emergency. That's when she called again. The profanity is unreal. Maybe one of the best 911 calls I have reported yet.
I know the blog is somewhat new but have you noticed that the majority of the 911 calls that I blog about are from deranged women? You can draw your own conclusions from there, I put this one in the "stupid people" category.
A woman dialed 911 on Monday afternoon to report that she didn’t get extra shrimp in her fried rice order. Restaurant' employees said the woman originally left with her order, but came back claiming she did not get her full $1.62 worth of extra shrimp. Since she had already left the building with her food, they refused to give her a refund. That's when the irate woman called 911 to try to get help from the police.
"I always get the shrimp fried rice, so I said I'm going to get extra meat this time. But he didn’t even put extra shrimp in there," she told the 911 operator.
Direct Link to Audio Clip of Woman Calling 911 Over Shrimp Order
I guess I am a bit behind I just heard this one today on the Stern show. I first saw this when Peter on Family Guy locked himself in his car. I never thought that real people would be that stupid but this lady proved me wrong. God it's funny how people don't even understand something like a car that they use every single day. I included the Family Guy clip, the audio is a little bad but you get the point.
A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday. A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana.
"My car will not start. I'm locked inside my car," the unidentified woman said.
"Nothing electrical works. And it's getting very hot in here, and I'm not feeling well."
The dispatcher asked the woman if she was able to manually pull the lock up on the door.
The woman said she would try, and then, she said, "Yes, I got the door open."
Listen To The 911 Audio Clip of a Woman locked inside car
One thing I have noticed since starting this blog is that people take their fast food serious. I have blogged about a few people that have called 911 over a botched order of artery clogging foods. Here is another.
Angered that a McDonald’s store was out of Chicken McNuggets, a Florida woman called 911 three times to report the fast food “emergency.” Latreasa Goodman, 27, last Saturday called police to complain that a cashier–citing a McDonald’s all sales are final policy–would not give her a refund. When cops responded to the restaurant, Goodman told them, “This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one.”
That one takes the cake but I guess if I wanted my chicken nuggets I would have been mad too. Just not mad enough to bother the 911 system three times.
When I featured the story of the loser calling 911 because he didn't have sauce on his sub I thought how low can you go. Well we another Barely Hanging On award for a stupid 911 call. Enter Kadien Jackson, 21, of Blauvelt, N.Y. This superstar called 911 and told them he had been robbed at a Route 4 gas station in Englewood. He called again moments later with a description of the robber. When officers arrived they found that the description fit an employee at the gas station who, the caller said, wouldn't give him a refund on an unused box of condoms. He wanted his condom money back, maybe he bought the large ones by mistake. Smooth move Kadien, you have been charged with making a false report, a crime that carries prison time upon conviction.
One of my favorite clips that Howard Stern plays all the time is a loser calling 911 because a burger place won't make her breakfast past 12:00. I always wondered if people can be that stupid but apparently she isn't alone. Reginald Peterson from Florida, called 911 twice after a Subway sandwich shop left the sauce off of his sandwich. Peterson initially called the emergency number Thursday so that officers could have his subs made correctly, according to a police report. The second call was to complain that police officers weren't arriving fast enough. When officers arrived, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed, and he was arrested on a charge of making false 911 calls.
What a loser! A perfect candidate for a human being that is just Barely Hanging On.
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