Bath Salts, Feces and Assault

Tuesday, July 10th, 2012 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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As far as bath salts stories go this story is one is has top ten material written all over it. After you read this and you still want to do bath salts then you need to get your brain read by somebody smarter than you.

Matthew Hammond fresh on a bath salt rage attacked a police officer that was called to the scene by his mother. The great part was that his mouth was full of fecal matter at the time. None of the stories I read say where the poop came from so I have to assume it was his own. Who knows. The story is in the video.

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Keep Your Hands Off Johnny Salazar’s Bible

Wednesday, July 6th, 2011 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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Because you are playing with fire. Another story highlighting the glamorous life of being high on bath salts.

The Chandler man accused of burning his son's hand because the child touched his Bible was under the influence of a designer drug, his mother said Monday.

"He was hallucinating that he was seeing demons and spirits and stuff," said Connie Salazar of her son, Johnny, 25.

"Who knows what else he could have done on that drug?" she said Monday, speaking to 12 News.

Salazar shares custody of the boys with their mother, who lives in Casa Grande. Both Salazar and the boys' mother live with their own parents. He was watching the children Sunday.

Salazar's parents noticed the red blistering on the wrist and hand of the 5-year-old after returning from church and asked Salazar what happened, Favazzo said.

Salazar told his parents he used a cigarette lighter to burn his son's hand and the back of his wrist, Favazzo said.

"The boy was touching his Bible, and he thought the boy may be possessed," Favazzo said.

The boy told his grandmother, "Well, Dad burned me for touching his Bible."

Salazar was talking gibberish and not making sense, Favazzo said.

Bath Salts and Hand Sanitizer

Friday, June 17th, 2011 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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Last night I went out for chicken wings and beer. I thought I was doing all right in terms of fine dining until I read about Bahad Mahmoud. He took fine dining to a whole new level enjoying a day of snorting down bath salts and washing it down with hand sanitizer. Mmm. The best part is you don't have to call Walgreens ahead of time to get a reservation.

LOUISVILLE, Ky.  — WLKY.com

A man high on bath salts was arrested after he was chased out of a grocery store for guzzling hand sanitizer, police said.

According to arrest records, police were called to the Kroger at 2021 Buechel Bypass around 11:30 p.m. Saturday on reports of a man damaging merchandise and drinking hand sanitizer.

When officers arrived, 28-year-old Bahad Mahmoud was in the parking lot of a nearby Walgreens, yelling at passers-by, police said.

Police said Mahmoud resisted arrest when officers tried to detain him.

According to arrest reports, officers shot Mahmoud with a Taser to subdue him. When EMS workers were attempting to check on Mahmoud, he spit in an officer's face, police said.

Police said Mahmoud was high on bath salts.

Mahmoud is charged with third-degree assault, resisting arrest, second-degree disorderly conduct and second-degree evading police.

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Man, Bra, Pantis, Bath Salts and a Dead Goat

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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The more I read about people snorting bath salts the more I am beginning to think that they aren't that good for you. The case of Mark Thompson from CHARLESTON, W.Va is a good reminder. I'll post the frist paragraph of the story but you have to go to the source for the full read. It's well worth it, trust me.

"CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Police say an Alum Creek man high on bath salts killed his neighbor's pygmy goat and that neighbors found him in his bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal, said Lt. Bryan Stover of the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department."

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Man High on Bath Salts Chased by Electricity

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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Drugs have come a long way in a short time. We have gone from "Dave's not here man" to bailing out of a melting car, being chased by electricity and jumping onto the hood of a marked police car. Score one for evolution.

If anybody is keeping score, electricity has been chasing Spiderman for years.

A 31-year-old man under the influence of bath salts broke into a home in East Hanover Township and later damaged two cars — including a marked state police cruiser — because he thought he was being chased by electricity, police said.

Seth Thomas Sanders, of Elizabethtown, ditched his car along state Route 22 near Gravel Hill Road in Lebanon County Feb. 27 and began running around 1 a.m. because “he thought it was melting and electricity was following him,” police said.

In fleeing, he broke into a house, was chased out by a homeowner, then broke into a garage before running down state Route 22, and jumping onto the hood of two cars, police said.

He was arrested by a state trooper inside the second car he damaged. It was a marked state police cruiser.

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