Call me a sucker for advertising but when I saw the Steam Whistle Leprechaun Boot party set at the beer store I had to have one. What better to add to your home bar set than a good quality glass beer drinking boot.  Sometimes when you buy promo packages they aren’t the best of quality but this glass beer boot is nice and thick. I see the two of us getting to know each other very well over the coming weeks. I haven’t broke it out yet with a cold beer but that day will come. Here are a couple of photos of the beer boot sitting on my beer with two Steam Whistle tall boy beers.

The Leprechaun Boot came in a nice box set but I didn’t get a good photo of it so I grabbed one off of the net to show you the packaging. 

If you have been selling beer our of your Pepsi vending machine in Trindad, D.C. the police would like to see you. The Pepsi machine was sitting in front of an apartment building an selling malt liquor for at least a few months before it was found. Kids could get a can of malt liquor for just $3. Police have since disabled the illegal vending machine but nobody has come forth to claim it. Shocker.

Doesn’t sound like a bad deal though. They charge $3 for a bottle of tap water in machines around here.

the machine


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The penguins in my school didn't steal beer. They just wrapped our knuckles with rulers and told us we were going to hell for touching ourselves. The priests on the other hand were the ones hanging around the bars at night. That takes me back. Who knows if this is a nun or not. Could be a disguise. Lets give them the benefit of the doubt.

Just got this in a email from Molsons. I joined their mailing list years ago and since then it has been pretty boring. This one caught my eye though. Coors Light Iced Tea. I looked online for some readings and nobody really has anything. 4% booze content.  I guess I will reserve my decision until I gulp one down.

I won't go into the million jokes that go along with this scene. They are all posted on the you tube page for you to read. I will just say that is either one lucky or unlucky man. Depends on your point of view.

you know something good is going to happen and James Taylor didn't disappoint. Just another lovely day at the beach, but not for everyone else.

HUDSON — For his 58th birthday Wednesday, James Taylor said, he drank 48 beers: This, he later told a deputy, was probably 10 too many.

And that's how Taylor — a transient, not the famous singer — found himself in this situation:

About 7:50 p.m. he was at Hudson Beach shouting at people, getting a stern talking-to from a deputy for causing a disturbance, according to a Pasco County Sheriff's Office report.

Taylor left.

He came back.

This time, his rantings were so fierce he terrified a grandmother and her young grandchildren, the report states. Then, just before 9 p.m., authorities said, Taylor exposed his genitals and "urinated in the middle of the sand."

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This one is a dandy. What do you get when you cross an Ex-KKK leader, his redneck son, his white trash girlfriend and beer?

 You get something like this:

A fight over who gets to drink the "good beer" led to the arrest of a former Ku Klux Klan leader and his son in rural east Osceola County, the Sheriff's Office said.

Troy Hixon, 45, his girlfriend, another woman and his father, George Hixon, 73, were drinking Wednesday night when Troy Hixon threw his girlfriend down and began shooting into the ground near her, a sheriff's report states.

George Hixon served time in federal prison in the late 1980s for possessing an unregistered machine gun. When drug agents searched his home at the time, they found evidence that he was a leader of the Ku Klux Klan in Osceola County, they said at the time.

Troy Hixon's girlfriend, whose name was not released, told deputies that an argument began after she complained that she was forced to drink cheap beer while the men drank "good beer" — Budweiser, according to the report. She also said someone poured beer on her while she was on the ground, and she heard a can crumple.

Read the entire story it's a riot. Beer Fight Leads to Arrest

These 2 brilliant criminals must have it pretty bad, because they were bold enough to stroll into this convenience store, hand over their ID to purchase 1 case of beer, then grab a second case on the way out the door. These mental giants were so stupid that they thought they could make a fast getaway in the snow…but weren’t quick enough as the clerk easily grabbed the plates while they were spinning their tires. These rocket scientists were easily apprehended as the owner of the store was also watching the cameras remotely.