I won't go into the million jokes that go along with this scene. They are all posted on the you tube page for you to read. I will just say that is either one lucky or unlucky man. Depends on your point of view.

you know something good is going to happen and James Taylor didn't disappoint. Just another lovely day at the beach, but not for everyone else.

HUDSON — For his 58th birthday Wednesday, James Taylor said, he drank 48 beers: This, he later told a deputy, was probably 10 too many.

And that's how Taylor — a transient, not the famous singer — found himself in this situation:

About 7:50 p.m. he was at Hudson Beach shouting at people, getting a stern talking-to from a deputy for causing a disturbance, according to a Pasco County Sheriff's Office report.

Taylor left.

He came back.

This time, his rantings were so fierce he terrified a grandmother and her young grandchildren, the report states. Then, just before 9 p.m., authorities said, Taylor exposed his genitals and "urinated in the middle of the sand."

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This one is a dandy. What do you get when you cross an Ex-KKK leader, his redneck son, his white trash girlfriend and beer?

 You get something like this:

A fight over who gets to drink the "good beer" led to the arrest of a former Ku Klux Klan leader and his son in rural east Osceola County, the Sheriff's Office said.

Troy Hixon, 45, his girlfriend, another woman and his father, George Hixon, 73, were drinking Wednesday night when Troy Hixon threw his girlfriend down and began shooting into the ground near her, a sheriff's report states.

George Hixon served time in federal prison in the late 1980s for possessing an unregistered machine gun. When drug agents searched his home at the time, they found evidence that he was a leader of the Ku Klux Klan in Osceola County, they said at the time.

Troy Hixon's girlfriend, whose name was not released, told deputies that an argument began after she complained that she was forced to drink cheap beer while the men drank "good beer" — Budweiser, according to the report. She also said someone poured beer on her while she was on the ground, and she heard a can crumple.

Read the entire story it's a riot. Beer Fight Leads to Arrest

These 2 brilliant criminals must have it pretty bad, because they were bold enough to stroll into this convenience store, hand over their ID to purchase 1 case of beer, then grab a second case on the way out the door. These mental giants were so stupid that they thought they could make a fast getaway in the snow…but weren’t quick enough as the clerk easily grabbed the plates while they were spinning their tires. These rocket scientists were easily apprehended as the owner of the store was also watching the cameras remotely.

We have all been there right? A little tipsy and in need of a few more cold ones to make it through the night. The things we will do when we need a cold beer. I hope he didn't drive to the store.