It happens to me all the time. Held back because I am too sexy. Not really but it did actually happen to Olivia Sprauer. A teacher in Florida was recently let go because of her career as a bikini model. The former Martin County High School English teacher was hauled into the principals office and told that her teaching time was over. All as a result of her bikini photos being brought to the attention of the principal.  Olivia models under the name Victoria James and has a portfolio on Model Mayhem of mostly bikini photos and poses. This of course didn’t sit right with the Florida school district that has confirmed Olivia is no longer employed with them.

I guess nobody thought to tell principal Alfred Fabrizio or the school board that their whole train wreck of a State exists only because hundreds of thousands of people every year flock to it so they can get into their bathing suits. I don’t think they are booking hotels there to watch drug infused zombies bite the faces of other people. Wait, maybe there are.

Olivia Sprauer

If that sexy laugh of hers isn't enough for you check out Maria Menounos in her bikini after losing a Superbowl bet. I really wish Maria made sports bets more often but then again it isn't a stretch to see her in a bikini these days. And why not, she has the parts for it.

I guess it's better that have a shorter name. It might be the only time that I say Romo may be a better choice.

Heidi Montag bikini candids! (Paradise Island, Bahamas – 8/24) Note to Heidi Montag: You don't have to act like a complete idiot in every picture that's taken of you. Honestly, you don't. You're not in a softcore porn film.*… …read full story

I was watch the show with my other half the other day when we were on holidays and she is still looking good. Enjoy these bikini photos.

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What went wrong in Tara Reids world? She has come a long way down hill since The Big Lebowski and Van Wilder. It like watching a train wreck in slow motion over a 10 year period.

Here's Tara Reid vacationing with her new boyfriend Michael Axtmann in St. Tropez yesterday, and you guys go ahead and enjoy. I'll be doing something a little less damaging to my eyes like, I dunno, staring directly into the… …read full story

Sorry no pictures of the actual bikini bandit in action. Just a mug shot of Morgan Haley which is not too much to write home about. Good enough to blog about I guess. Haley decided to do a little car jacking and then armed robbery, all in her bikini. She forced a woman and kids out of their car and then drove it to a local business in good old SOUTHAVEN, Miss. and told them she had a gun and was robbing them. They didn't believe her and held Haley until the cops came. She had a cell phone under a towel that she was trying to pass off as a gun.

Police think she was under the influence of drugs or booze.You think?

Bianca Gascoigne bikini pics! (Marbella, Spain – 7/23) That's British model/reality star Bianca Gascoigne on vacation today in Spain. Look at her on that pole. What great form. It's almost like she's worked some kind of pole-like object in…

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