Remember when everything you got from Japan was smaller like cars and transistor radios? You crazy kids don't even know what a transistor radio is. They didn't go small with this new burger from Burger King. It looks like it's made to be sliced into four like a cake but I could have at it after a night of heavy binge drinking and not look back.

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There's a new sheriff in town and it's Kimesia Smith. The Bikini Burger King Brawler. I kind of like her handle. It's classy. The scariest part of the story is Kimesia proclaiming that she is a lover and not a fighter.  I think I would prefer the beat down. 

PANAMA CITY BEACH, Florida — As it turns out, Kimesia Smith really didn't have it her way.

Smith, a Montgomery resident now known as the "Burger King bikini brawler," described herself yesterday as a first-time spring breaker and said after her arrest, "We tore the Burger King up…I don't play no games," according to The Smoking Gun.

Smith was arrested last Saturday after being captured on a cell phone video of a brawl in a Panama City Beach Burger King.

A bikini-clad Smith jumped on the counter and threw a 5-gallon plastic charity jug at employees, which was followed by her three friends throwing napkins, trays and other items throughout the restaurant.

Smith, 31, told WSFA 12 News Montgomery the outburst came after she and her friends had to wait 20 minutes just to get a Whopper Jr. and some french fries, which was unacceptable, it seems. The report says the group left and returned to see the manager to complain that employees were throwing ketchup packets at them from the drive-thru window. Then the melee ensued.

"I'm a lover, not a fighter," she told WSFA.

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When 300 lb Tara Lyons freaks out at Burger King she can have it her way. She actually cleared out the store when she went berserk over her breakfast sandwich. She thought somebody has spit on it. I say nobody is that brave.

I wonder if one of the steps was to ignore the advertising on the top of the webpage. I could be wrong but I don't think a Burger King breakfast everyday is a good plan for dropping pounds.