Fisherman Finds White Block in Ocean, Snorts It and Dies

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011 | Stupid People with No Comments »
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Just last night I watched Pulp Fiction on tv. I hadn't see it for awhile and forgot how painful it was to watch Uma snort up that heroin and start foaming at the mouth. Today I am reading the news and see that a fisherman in Florida found a white block floating in the ocean and thought that he would cut it up and snort it. That was his second mistake. His first was to not add dog dewormer to it like every other dealer does to stretch out their bottom line. For the price of taking on pure cocaine, he died.

Florida – The Monroe County Sheriff's Office has confirmed that the cause of death for 53-year-old Thomas Swindal — who died after snorting an unknown white powder from a brick he found floating in the Florida Keys — was a cocaine overdose.

The autopsy results have not come back from the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner's Office, but MCSO Deputy Becky Herrin tells the Pulp that the county's forensic department has informed the sheriff's office that a cocaine overdose caused Swindal's death.

Swindal was fishing with his brother off the shore of Marathon last week when they found a brick floating in the water they believed to be a package of cocaine, police say.

Swindal's brother told police that Thomas Swindal decided to put the brick on their boat and, when he looked back at his brother a bit later, noticed he had the package open and was snorting it up. Around 90 minutes later, Swindal began to run around the boat, throwing his cell phone and radio into the water, then began mangling the engine with random tools to the point that it wouldn't start, according to the cops.Swindal's brother then threw all the sharp things and the mystery package of powder off the boat before signaling state Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officers to rescue them.

Swindal was taken to the South Miami Hospital and died the next day, police say.

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How Did That Cocaine Get Up Your Butt?

Monday, October 4th, 2010 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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This is a pretty good story. I would love to hear his explanation as to how it go there.
BRADENTON, Fla. – When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana and searched him. That's when they allegedly found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.
Officers then discovered another bag in there; the report said it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.
The Bradenton Herald reported Roberts was arrested for drug possession and has bonded out of jail. The person who answered Friday at a phone number listed for Roberts said it wasn't his.
Information from: The Bradenton Herald , http://www.bradenton.com

Coochy Cocaine Hits The Streets

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 | Stupid Criminals with No Comments »
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This story brought a smile to my face. Look out world, here comes "Coochy" Cocaine. I will give her credit for being a pretty honest and stupid drug head. She tells them about the pot, the Xanax and that the cocaine was for selling. Smart.

Rahkia Marie Anderson

NICEVILLE — A woman was pulled over in her 1987 Chevrolet truck after a police officer noticed she didn't have tag lights. According to her arrest report, Rahkia Marie Anderson, 18, of Fort Walton Beach, told the officer she knew one of her passengers had marijuana on him because she had smoked with him earlier.

The officer found a cut green straw in Anderson's purse that is consistent with what a person might use to snort cocaine. Anderson told the officer the straw wouldn't test positive for cocaine, but it would for Xanax, the report said.

Anderson was placed under arrest for possession of drug paraphernalia. Her arrest report noted she had identifying tattoos. Anderson has a butterfly on her left ear, five stars on her left hand and "Keith" on her crotch area.

While Anderson was in the Niceville Police Department holding cell, she was overheard talking to one of the passengers who had been in her truck. Anderson said she "had cocaine" in her "coochy," the report said. When officers questioned her about her statement, Anderson removed a clear plastic baggy from inside her underwear. The baggy contained a white powdery substance that field tested positive for the presence of cocaine. Anderson said her intention was to sell the drug.

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