The last time I was at Walmart I didn't get anything as near exciting. Camo hunting hats and shirts, fanny packs, nascar jackets and tats. You usual stuff. Shoppers at this Worth Forth Walmart got a little more than what they were shopping for.

They reported seeing man doing donuts and driving like a crazed man in the parking lot before he crashed through the doors front glass doors. He then ran into the parking lot and jumped into the back of a pickup truck trying to get away. The driver of that truck thought he was being car jacked and swerved trying to knock him out of the back. It didn't work. He instead crashed into four cars in the parking lot. It must have been quite a scene.

The original crasher was taken away, suspectd of being drunk. Do you think?

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Isn't funny that old people will always tell you to respect your elders and listent to what they have to say because they have the wisdow of time and all of that other bs. Well I know these days 68 isn't that old but she looks likes she's at least 200 years old.

Quinn Judith Fenton, of 5940 Sonoma Court has no wisdom. This 68-year-old Golden Gate Estates drunk was driving with an estimated blood alcohol level of .197 and crashed into a Collier County Sheriff’s patrol car during a three-vehicle accident.

Fenton was booked into the Collier County Jail on a charge of DUI with property damage and DUI/Drugs first offense. Bond was set at $2,750.

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This is a great story out of Michigan. Seems a six time dui loser passed out behind the wheel for a little nap. Only he decided to do it right on the front lawn of the Michigan State Police post in Paw Paw. What makes it even nicer was the fact that he had just puked all over himself and that was what made him pull over and sleep.

"The driver could not remember where he was coming from, but said he was on his way home and thought he was almost there. But he lives in the Grand Rapids area — 60 miles away. He said he was looking for a place to stop and rest after getting sick. He told police he tried to park in the post's parking lot but was too drunk and couldn't stop and ended in the grass.

Preliminary tests show his blood-alcohol level was more than twice the legal limit. According to police, the driver has been arrested six times in the past for drinking and driving offenses. His license has long since been revoked."

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Here are a few stories that have it all, public nudity, public masturbation, meth and booze. It's all good.

Cops in Loxely, Alabama were called to a car accident but they got there found a little more than that. It appears 23-year-old lesbian partners Chloe Vice and Tiffany Adams (pictured below) were in a bit of spat earlier in the day, decided to get drunk drive the old pickup around. When they approached the vehicle on the side of the road the noticed that a very drunk Tiffany had no shirt on and couldn't even remember where her clothes were. Nice. She got nailed for public intoxication and her partner, Chloe was hit with a DUI. Nice girls. I have a picture of Chloe but didn't want to scare anybody reading early in the morning or late at night.

Think that Jonathan Lowell of PRUNEDALE, Calif is a little Meth'd out? If he isn't then he sure is one happy man. So happy that he decided to assault his roommate and then chase his landlord around the home, while nude, and demanding oral sex from her. Police had to use a stun gun to bring him down. If you want to visit Jonathan or see his nude show stop by the 17700 block of Vierra Canyon Road. I'm not sure if he us appearing daily or not.

Have nothing to do today? Why not go down and stalk a girls cross country team and then rough up the suspects while you are at it. Hoang Hong Nguyen, a 39-year-old California man was arrested after being caught masturbating while watching a girl's cross country team. A school janitor found Nguyen near the Fountain Valley High School track exposing himself and masturbating. The janitor held him under arrest until cops arrived.

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Hey look another politician arrested on a DUI charge that thinks they are more important to the world than they really are. This drunken driver had a smack of reality recently when nobody at the police station seemed to care that Barbara C. Wagner, 59, of 11 Lake Shore Trail was "a member of the Glastonbury Town Council" and that she approved their salaries.

Watch the rant, it's really quite pathetic. City Council. Woo, big timers. Not, enjoy rehab. It's too bad the taxpayers have to pay for it.

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A picture is worth a thousand words. You have to love rednecks, booze and tractors. Is there any better combination of anything in the world?

A man who decided to tow his wrecked car on its top behind a farm tractor faces charges after running both vehicles into a creek while drunk early Friday morning, Indiana State Police said. Troopers were called to Bluejay Road, near Eppert Road in northeastern Vigo County, just before 7 a.m.

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You have to be some kind of moron to be drinking and driving in this age but to get caught twice over a three hour span is really top shelf loserville. So Elsa Veisor, of South Windsor you are a real loser.

Cops say Elsa Veisor, of South Windsor, was first arrested early Saturday around 1:08 am, with a blood alcohol content twice the legal limit. According to reports, the arresting officer found Veisor, who appeared to be drunk, behind the wheel of a running, parked car. Police charged Veisor with driving under the influence, and confiscated her license for 24 hours.

However, shortly after being released on $1,500 bail, cops who responded to the original call found the same woman they arrested earlier driving about a half mile from where her car had been parked. Cops say Veisor was given a second breathalyzer, which registered slightly lower, but was still over the legal limit. She was arrested a second time at around 3:50 a.m., charged with operating under the influence, and operating with a suspended license.

Just as an add in, Veisor works as the manager of marketing and public relations for Fox 61, which is owned by the Chicago-based Tribune Co. She looks like she is having a good public relations outing in her mug shot. Nice smile, loser.

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Well it wouldn't be right if I went over a week or two and didn't report on a loser getting nailed for DWI on a lawnmower. This time we are in Minnesota and imagine that, the arrested lives on a trailer park. Shocker.

A 42-year-old Hutchinson man has been charged with two counts of driving while intoxicated after allegedly driving his yellow International Cub Cadet lawn tractor while drunk Thursday evening.  Darwin Lyle Christensen was arrested about 6:20 p.m., booked and taken to the McLeod County Jail in Glencoe. He has been charged by the McLeod County Attorney’s Office with two counts of DWI, including third-degree DWI, a gross misdemeanor, and one petty misdemeanor count of urinating in public.

Witnesses told Hutchinson police that a man was driving on School Road Northwest on the lawn tractor and appeared to be drunk. They reported the man went to Superamerica, bought beer and headed back north, allegedly stopping to urinate near Meadowlinks Golf Course and tossing a beer can in the ditch.

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Drunk driving stories are sad enough to report on but some people push the realms of stupidity. Such is the case of Kile Wygle, 28 from Newark, Ohio. Cops caught up with Kile after he crashed his bar stool lawmmower going about 20 mph. He told police at the hospital that he had comsumed about 15 beers. His story changed a little bit when he denied being drunk but instead drank a half a bottle of whiskey after the crash to calm his nerves. My guess is that he caught up with his lawyer somewhere in between here and there. Not points for being totally stupid.

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No matter how many times I hear stories like this I love them. A drunked hick on a stolen tractor doing damage to a town. Does it get any better than this?

Dominic Andrew Bjerke, 21, of LeRoy, Minn., is accused of stealing a combine and taking it on a joy ride across three properties near McIntire about 2:30 a.m. The combine caused damage to numerous vehicles and a couple of garages, according to the Mitchell County Sheriff's Office.

Dominic Andrew Bjerke, of Leroy, Minnesota, has been charged with first offense operating while intoxicated, third-degree burglary, third-degree theft and criminal mischief as a Class C felony.

I googled around to see if there was a picture of this sweetheart but couldn't find any. If you come across one let me know. I love to put a face to the story.

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