Imagine if they did? It would be hard to get a couch out that tiny window. McDonald's had a hard enough time with pizza.

BELL, Calif. (KTLA) — A driver is under arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence after crashing into a furniture store in Bell.

The accident happened around 10:30 Sunday night near the intersection of Gage and Flora avenues.

Police say a suspected drunk driver lost control and crashed a minivan into a furniture store just after it had closed.

She said her husband had to hold down the driver, who was trying to run away, until police arrived.

The driver was arrested. He was reportedly taken to a hosptial to be treated for minor injuries.

No one was hurt in the crash.

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It must have been a horrifying event for 50-year-old Keith Rasmussen of Madison, Wis. First, he gets thrown out of the VIP area in a strip club for vomiting all over the place. And then on the way to drive home in his SUV he is taken hostage by 'Martians' who slammed his suv into the front of the building.

When police pulled up to Rasmussen's vehicle, an officer asked him how he was doing.  Rasmussen replied, "Not good," but he had "seen some nice strippers."

Rasmussen denied driving the SUV and claimed he arrived at the location thanks to help from "Martians."

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Can you imagine being so hard up to get drunk that you have to stoop to driking vanilla extract and diet coke? Nobody liked the drink when Coke tried to market it ten years ago. Here is the story of a loser that stooped that low.

 Kelly Moss of Germantown, Tennessee was found slumped in her car which was parked near a school. She was unable to walk and talk and refused to take a roadside sobriety test.

"An officer noticed partially empty bottles of vanilla extract, labeled as 35 percent alcohol by volume, and Diet Coke in the front seat, and they said they smelled a strong vanilla odor on the woman's breath. A grocery receipt found in the vehicle listed two 8-ounce bottles of vanilla extract, purchased Wednesday."

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Police arrested a woman who passed out in the drive-through lane of a local Taco Bell after finding several open cases of beer in her car and pill bottles in her purse. According to a police report, officers responding to a possible DUI at about 11:30 p.m. on Tuesday found a Dodge Stratus in the drive-through with the engine running and 34-year-old woman passed out behind the wheel.

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Montana police said a 24-year-old man was arrested twice for drunken driving in the span of five hours. Police said Frank Rees was arrested at about 2:30 a.m. Saturday on suspicion of drunken driving and posted a $500 bond just before 5:30 a.m. About two hours later, Rees was again arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, this time after police reported he hit a parked car.

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