you know something good is going to happen and James Taylor didn't disappoint. Just another lovely day at the beach, but not for everyone else.

HUDSON — For his 58th birthday Wednesday, James Taylor said, he drank 48 beers: This, he later told a deputy, was probably 10 too many.

And that's how Taylor — a transient, not the famous singer — found himself in this situation:

About 7:50 p.m. he was at Hudson Beach shouting at people, getting a stern talking-to from a deputy for causing a disturbance, according to a Pasco County Sheriff's Office report.

Taylor left.

He came back.

This time, his rantings were so fierce he terrified a grandmother and her young grandchildren, the report states. Then, just before 9 p.m., authorities said, Taylor exposed his genitals and "urinated in the middle of the sand."

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When it rains it pours. I am surprised how many of these stories hit the headlines over the past week or so. Was there a full moon or national shortage of meds? Enjoy.

Gulf Breeze man accused of masturbating in front of teen girl on flight to Maine

LEWISTON, Idaho — A 50-year-old Florida man has been arrested after an Idaho girl reported the man exposed himself during a flight from Salt Lake City to Lewiston. The 17-year-old girl says she switched seats when the man sitting next to her began masturbating aboard the Skywest flight.

80-year-old man charged with indecent exposure, bribery

GULF BREEZE — An 80-year-old man was arrested Dec. 27 after allegedly using a "glory hole" in a National Park Service restroom to display himself to a ranger using the stall next door, according to his arrest report.

Hollywood man accused of voyeurism

Want to see something totally creepy? Even more creepier than Borat? I am in awe that nobody laid an old fashioned thumping on this wierdo. Anyways, I must say he looks better than some of the girls you see at the mall with belly shirts on with big old fast food bellies hanging out.

Police in Ohio say they have arrested a Dayton-area man they accuse of harassing girls while dressed in a green one-piece woman’s swimsuit.

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Just when you think you aren't going to have another public masturbation story for awhile you get one dropped in your lap. Oooh, bad wording.

Most of the stories about teachers on this blog revolve around the creepy sexual predators in our school system but can you imagine what the decent ones have to go through.

17-year-old Narvon, Pa. boy is accused of exposing his genitals in the front of his English classroom and masturbating while calling out students' names, state police said. The Lancaster County teen, whose name was not disclosed because he's a juvenile, was charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct for the April 14 incident at Pequea Valley High School in Leacock Township.

Kind of gives old Oprah's "we speak your name" a whole new twist.

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It there a new Olympic Sport for coming up that I didn't know about? I came across two stories of guys pleasuring themselves outdoors today. Isn't that the one of the creepiest things you have every heard.

In the first story Daniel T. Doster Jr., 42, 8501 W. Pleasant Road, faces preliminary charges of vicarious sexual gratification, a class D felony carrying a maximum three-year prison term. He went out to his mailbox  "to show his neighbors who was boss". That is his second time he nabbed for the same thing. You can read the source for more information.

In the second one happened in Dade City. It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard. The mother yelled at him and he came in and punched her in the face. Nice kid. I guess he is unemployed and has lots of time on his hands. And other things I guess. Read the source.