I haven't seen too many Jesus sightings recently but they say a picture is worth a thousand words. Sometimes you just know here was there.
Watch as the reports of Jesus appearing on toast soar over the next 6 months. It's not the rapture so don't start burning your house down and giving away all of your possessions just yet. It's just the new Jesus Toaster from Burt Impressions. Now you too can pretend that Jesus is speaking directly to you just like all of the others who report Jesus sightings.

Why not? I am sure if the Messiah wants to appear in a tortilla it's up to him. They are pretty tasty. I don't have a problem with it.
Jesus has been appearing in lots of places this year. This one caught my eye for some reason. Sitting down for an after lunch snack turned into a brush with all things holy when Lisa Swinton saw the face of Jesus on her banana peel.
I always kind of figured that Jesus would show up in a bit more of a classier place but then again who am I to judge. Hey the King of Rock N Roll seemed to enjoy it there so why wouldn't the King of Jews. There's always something to do.
If you'd like to make an appointment to see the "image", you can email Magdelana at: maggier_nelson@yahoo.com


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