I have to admit this last batch was pretty interesting and I am bored so here is a sample that I get from a spam email that I keep. If you want you can click on the email links and tell them how much of a bunch of douche bags they are. I love the names they choose btw. At least the last guy wasn't trying to lie about what he is or where he is from.
Rennies Bank S.A
From The Desk of:
Mr.Paul Johnson
Johannesburg,
Republic of South Africa,
Greetings,
I am account manager with one of the leading banks in Johannesburg South Africa, in my bank I discovered an abandoned large sum of fund totaling (US$12.7M) belonging to one of our foreign customers Dr. George Brumley an American national, and Businessman who was involved in air crash along with his family. You can confirm from the web site below
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html
I am seeking for your co-operation to front you as the beneficiary of the funds. No beneficiary or any other person knows about these funds nor operate the account since the death of Dr. George Brumley. The Strategy is to use my influence as account manager to provide you with the relevant information have to enable you put in application for the claim of the funds in your favor. So if you are interested please reply with your names and mobile telephone number so that I can call you for more clarification regarding the transaction.
Regards.
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Mr. Paul Johnson
Account Manager
Rennies Bank South Africa.
I Just received a call from Rev. Dr. Maxwell Shargan the Director Of FedEx Company Benin that the ( $ 2.5million USD ) cash payment compensation which I sent to is returned back due to wrong address provided, They need the reconfirmation of the below informations: Your Name, Address, Phone #, Occupation and Age.
Contact them at the following information: Director Mr. Maxwell Shagan, Tel:+229-98-371-347, E-mai:(fdx.courier_beninrep@live.com) Your registeration code is (GL-14160), use it as your subject when contacting them, thanks and have a nice day.
Best Regards
Adams John
This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains so i decided to contact you through this medium.
As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Karim Hani, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with prostate and esophageal Cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe if i have a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends and Schools in the UAE. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, England and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of
I want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations and let them know that it is I Karim Hani that is making this generous donation.
I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed in England where I wait for my time to come. If you are interested to help me i will give you more information about this like the amount that i deposited in the bank and Contact of the bank so you can contact them. I will also send you pictures of my self when in the hospital.
Note that you will take 20% out of the funds and give 80% to the charity organizations. I pray that God uses you to support and assist me with good heart God be with you.
If you can help respond back to me on my private email: karim_hani@yahoo.cn
Regards.
Karim Hani
