My girlfriend and I went to the Sky Dome on Saturday to see my Yankees play the Jays. The game went 14 innings and they stop serving beer after 7 innings. I ran out in the ninth after my stockpile dried up. Ever watch 5 innings of baseball without beer? Nu-ff said.

I probably spent about $300 in between tickets, travel, lunch and booze. For what? To watch Teixeira strike out 5 friggin times. In my girlfriends slow pitch league if you strike out you have to wear a Tutu. Thanks Mark for giving us a good show. It was great to travel an hour and a half, spend 3 bills and watch you swing worse than a girl.

In your honour, here is your Tutu.