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		<title>Teacher Freaks Out at McDonalds Drive-Thru</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As if school isn&#39;t scary enough when you are a kid let alone having this as your sixth grade geography teacher.&#160; I tell you one thing, I would be missing lots of geography classes. Simone Paolercio from Lakeland, Fl lost it at a McDonald&#39;s drive-thru this past weekend when she wasn&#39;t happy with her hash [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.barelyhangingon.com/wp-content/uploads/Simone%20Paolercio.jpg" border="1" alt="Simone Paolercio" title="Simone Paolercio" hspace="3" vspace="3" width="100" height="150" align="left" />As if school isn&#39;t scary enough when you are a kid let alone having this as your sixth grade geography teacher.&nbsp; I tell you one thing, I would be missing lots of geography classes. Simone Paolercio from Lakeland, Fl lost it at a McDonald&#39;s drive-thru this past weekend when she wasn&#39;t happy with her hash browns. A connoisseur I suppose. Watch the video and you can see her throwing a small pile of food back through the window at the store manager. She was eventually charged with battery and released.</p>
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		<title>Woman Ask For Beat Down at McDonalds and Gets It</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 20:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greenwich Village, NY &#8212; How many beat down at McDonalds stories have you read in your lifetime? Well here&#39;s another. Watch the video below. Two motor mouths begin to verbally harrass and then slap a McDonalds employee, the one calls him a pussy and asks what he is going to do about it. After they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Greenwich Village, NY &mdash; How many beat down at McDonalds stories have you read in your lifetime? Well here&#39;s another. Watch the video below. Two motor mouths begin to verbally harrass and then slap a McDonalds employee, the one calls him a pussy and asks what he is going to do about it. After they hop the counter and go after him they find out exactly what he is going to do about it.</p>
<p>What Denise Darbeau and Rachel Edwards didn&#39;t know was that they asked for a beating from Rayon McIntosh who just served 10 years in prison in the shooting death of a 17 year old. Maybe when Dumb and Dumber get out the hospital they will think twice about attacking a person just trying to earn a living. Probably not, dumb rarely ever gets smarter. Personally I would love to see their rap sheets.</p>
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		<title>Woman Robs McDonald&#8217;s While Wearing Underwear On Her Face</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 19:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wearing masks while committing a crime &#8211; it&#8217;s a pretty standard practice. But what happens when you don&#8217;t have access to your favorite Darth Vader mask? Grab your favorite piece of underwear and some paper clips, of course. Full Video Please Visit thecoffeebreaknews.com Tweet]]></description>
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Wearing masks while committing a crime &#8211; it&#8217;s a pretty standard practice. But what happens when you don&#8217;t have access to your favorite Darth Vader mask? Grab your favorite piece of underwear and some paper clips, of course. Full Video Please Visit thecoffeebreaknews.com</p>
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		<title>Man With Shotgun Demands McDonalds Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 23:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have cravings for crap food but never thought of taking a shotgun to a drive through window and demanding food. This is something that Chris Brooks Heuring, 27, of rural Benton, Mo.&#160;and I don&#39;t have in common. Actually sounds like his wife was the one that needed the fat food. Poor dude. BENTON, Mo. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have cravings for crap food but never thought of taking a shotgun to a drive through window and demanding food. This is something that Chris Brooks Heuring, 27, of rural Benton, Mo.&nbsp;and I don&#39;t have in common. Actually sounds like his wife was the one that needed the fat food. Poor dude.</p>
<p> BENTON, Mo. &#8212; A Scott County man is facing charges after allegedly backing up demands for fast food with a shotgun.
<p>Chris Brooks Heuring, 27, of rural Benton is charged with unlawful use of a weapon and driving while intoxicated.</p>
<p>Scott County Sheriff Rick Walter said his department received a call at about 11:40 p.m. Saturday regarding a man with a shotgun at the drive-through window of the McDonald&#39;s restaurant on Highway 77 at the Interstate 55 interchange at Benton.</p>
<p>&quot;They had told him the store was closed,&quot; Walter said. &quot;He demanded one of the employees to open the window.&quot;</p>
<p>The employee reportedly responded by advising only the manager could open the window.</p>
<p>&quot;He told the employee he wanted food and pointed the shotgun at that time,&quot; Walter said. &quot;He said, &#39;If I don&#39;t bring some food home for my wife, she&#39;s going to kill me.&#39; At that point, the employees didn&#39;t want to stick around to listen to any more demands.&quot;</p>
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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s Monopoly</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 22:49:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My daughter has been playing McDonald&#39;s Monopoly for about a week. I had to wonder what&#160;the odds would be of actually winning anything. Tweet]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My daughter has been playing McDonald&#39;s Monopoly for about a week. I had to wonder what&nbsp;the odds would be of actually winning anything.</p>
<p> <img src="http://www.barelyhangingon.com/wp-content/uploads/thumb-Capturemonopolychanceaddfas.png" border="0" width="447" height="550" /><a href="http://www.barelyhangingon.com/wp-content/uploads/Capturemonopolychanceaddfas.png"></a></p>
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		<title>Lady Freaks Out at McDonalds Drive Thru</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 02:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a great video. This happened at a McDonalds in Toledo. Melodi Dushane loves her McNuggets so much she got a little warped when she found out they weren&#39;t serving them for breakfast at 6:30 am. It was nice to see them still serving food at the end of the video with the broken [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a great video. This happened at a McDonalds in Toledo. Melodi Dushane loves her McNuggets so much she got a little warped when she found out they weren&#39;t serving them for breakfast at 6:30 am. It was nice to see them still serving food at the end of the video with the broken drive thru window. That&#39;s service.</p>
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		<title>Is That a Burger Down Your Pants?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 01:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[McDonalds and fast food stories are always the best. Especially when you have a woman shoving a burger down her pants, freaking out and trying to cover the big grease stain from police. It&#39;s the old scam, order two burgers, shove one down your pants and claim you were shorted in order to get a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>McDonalds and fast food stories are always the best. Especially when you have a woman shoving a burger down her pants, freaking out and trying to cover the big grease stain from police. It&#39;s the old scam, order two burgers, shove one down your pants and claim you were shorted in order to get a free one. We have all done it right?</p>
<p> &quot;The deputy reported that when he arrived on the scene, he heard Turner screaming at the cashier to &ldquo;give me the (expletive) sandwich.&rdquo; When the deputy noticed a large grease stain on the front of Turner&#39;s pants, he asked Turner to remove the food but Turner said she didn&#39;t have anything in her pants, according to the report.</p>
<p style="display: none" class="pagpag2">A female officer was called on the scene to search Turner, who then reached inside her pants, removed the sandwich and placed it on the hood of the officer&#39;s patrol car, the report states. The deputy reported that Turner, who had a strong odor of alcohol on her, continued shouting profanities in front of other patrons, including several small children.&quot;</p>
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<p> <span><a href="http://www.goupstate.com/article/20100719/ARTICLES/100719674/1083/ARTICLES?p=1&amp;tc=pg&amp;tc=ar" target="_blank">Spartanburg woman, 39, accused of stuffing burger down pants at McDonald&#39;s</a></span></p>
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		<title>Public Masturbation at McDonald&#8217;s Play Area</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A McDonald&#39;s play area is as good as any area I guess if you are going to fondle yourself in a public place. If you are going to put on a show you might as well make it a good one. MADISON, Wis. &#8212; A 38-year-old man was arrested on Sunday for allegedly looking at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A McDonald&#39;s play area is as good as any area I guess if you are going to fondle yourself in a public place. If you are going to put on a show you might as well make it a good one.</p>
<p> <strong>MADISON, Wis. &#8212; </strong>A 38-year-old man was arrested on Sunday for allegedly looking at pornographic images and fondling himself at a West Side McDonald&#39;s.</p>
<p>Madison police said Michael Baumgartner, 38, of Madison, was arrested on suspicion of lewd and lascivious behavior and disorderly conduct at about 12:45 p.m. on Sunday.</p>
<p>Police said he was using his laptop to look at pornographic images in a McDonald&#39;s play area on Odana Road while 15 to 20 children were playing.</p>
<p>According to police, one of the other parents became suspicious when it appeared the man on the computer had no children in the play area.</p>
<p>He told police that he saw the man looking at a pornographic image and typing with one hand, while fondling himself with the other, according to the report. It also stated that the responding officer witnessed the same behavior.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.channel3000.com/news/24070215/detail.html" target="_blank">source</a></p>
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		<title>Fat Lady Freaks Out at McDonalds</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the second person that has lost it at Mcdonalds in the past week. Earlier 24-year-old Melodi Dushane from Ohio reached through the window of a drive through in a McNugget Rage&#160;and allegedly attacked an employee. In this video a large black woman was caught on tape throwing a rage because she didn&#39;t get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the second person that has lost it at Mcdonalds in the past week. Earlier 24-year-old Melodi Dushane from Ohio reached through the window of a drive through in a <a href="http://www.barelyhangingon.com/board/police-ohio-woman-hit-t3844/index.html?p=24817#post24817" target="_blank">McNugget Rage</a>&nbsp;and allegedly attacked an employee.</p>
<p> In this video a large black woman was caught on tape throwing a rage because she didn&#39;t get her burger done the right way. She tried to take it back, threw a bucket of water, attacked the staff with &quot;wet floor&quot; sign and then threw the cash registers on the floor. I tell you this food is like a drug to people. I have never wanted a McNugget or McDonalds burger bad enough to want to beat somebody up. The police are looking for this person.</p>
<p>The Kansas City Crimestoppers are offering a reward for information in this case. If you know who this woman is, call the TIPS Hotline at 816-474-TIPS.</p>
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		<title>Brian E. Cole Really Likes His McDonalds</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 02:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He liked it so much that he put a flashing light in his pick up truck and sped down the highway forcing cars to pull over so he could get his late night big mac fix. A State Trooper took note of the fast moving &#34;emergency&#34; vehicle and followed it to a local McDonalds where [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He liked it so much that he put a flashing light in his pick up truck and sped down the highway forcing cars to pull over so he could get his late night big mac fix. A State Trooper took note of the fast moving &quot;emergency&quot; vehicle and followed it to a local McDonalds where Brian and his buddy had pulled into.</p>
<p> The greatest part of the story isn&#39;t that they weren&#39;t driving an emergency vehicle or the fact that they were speeding to get to eat some disgusting fast food. It was his defence.</p>
<p>Cole &#8212; who lives in the 3400 block of East Henry County Road 500-S &#8212; at first told the trooper &quot;he was from the country, and he was allowed to do more out there because it was more lenient where he lives,&quot; court documents indicate. When that stranger-in-a-strange-land defense proved ineffective, Cole told the officer that &quot;all the kids put those kind of lights in the front window (of their vehicles) and he didn&#39;t think he had done anything wrong,&quot; reports said.</p>
<p>Read the rest of the story:<br /> <a href="http://www.thestarpress.com/article/20090914/NEWS01/909140312/1002/rss" target="_blank">Teen charged after &#39;emergency&#39; run to McDonald&#39;s</a></p>
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