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Meth Heads Don’t Lose a Finger

Barely Hanging On — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:32:27 +0000

Meet Ashley Marie Brooker and Nicholas Thomas Doyle. The Phantom Finger Meth Heads. Pretty funny story really. Funny in that there was no missing finger but that is what got them busted in the first place.

A Stillwater couple was arrested for possession of methamphetamine last week after a 22-year-old woman was seen frantically searching a vehicle for her boyfriend's "missing finger."

Ashley Marie Brooker and Nicholas Thomas Doyle, 25, both of Stillwater, were each arrested for felony fifth-degree possession of a controlled substance Nov. 20 after Stillwater Police found methamphetamine and syringes in their vehicle which was, at the time of arrest, parked outside the emergency room of Lakeview Hospital.

Stillwater police responded to the hospital parking lot after an emergency medical technician (EMT) reported seeing an "extremely agitated" woman flailing her arms.

When approached by the EMT, Brooker said she was looking for a finger as she frantically searched the passenger's side of the vehicle.

The EMT noticed what was described in the complaint as "severe pock marks, scarring and scabs on the woman's face" and believed her behavior to be consistent with methamphetamine use. The EMT then called police.

Responding officers questioned Brooker and were told that her boyfriend, Doyle, severed a finger and that she believed it to be somewhere inside the vehicle.

Officers also noticed the cap to a hypodermic syringe on the driver's seat when Brooker got out of the car. She then admitted to having a syringe full of what was later found to be methamphetamine in the driver's console.

Meanwhile, a second responding officer located a man inside the hospital fitting the description of Doyle. When questioned by police, Doyle said he cut his finger but did not sever it.

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Angry Mugshot of the Day

Barely Hanging On — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 14:57:34 +0000

Probably one of the more classic mugshots I have posted on the blog. Say hello to Andy Huynh, Nicholas Kalscheuer and Nicholas Fiumetto. Three pretty stunning douche bags that tried to heist a 30 pack of beer and weren't really the criminal masterminds they thought they were. The whole thing is a total gong show so I will just post the link the story. It's a good read but it looks like it has Nicholas a little upset.

Beer Heist Gone Bad

The 49 Arrests of the Bearded Woman

Barely Hanging On — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 14:15:49 +0000

Usually when you think about a career criminal the picture of a dude comes to mind. In this case I would be half right. I found a blog that has put together a pretty good retrospective of Jennifer Finch and her 49 mug shots. It's an interesting run to say the least. Her last was for drugs and trespassing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrkPOjaLQaw

You can view her mugshots on a separate page here: Jennifer Finch Mugshots.

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Sleepy Mugshot of the Day

Barely Hanging On — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 08:59:47 +0000

This mugshot is top notch. Meet Nick Peternik of Redding California. Nick was recently pinched doing a little breaking and entering at a local residence when he tripped an alarm. Police were dispatched and Nick was taken into custody by a four legged officer. Nick was treated for the dog bite but then by the looks of things got a little sleepy and needed help staying up for his mugshot. Classic.

Man Destroys Pool and Shuts Down Train Service

Barely Hanging On — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 12:44:09 +0000

I can't pass up an opp to post this mugshot. I couldn't help to thinking while reading this story about Matthew Miranda that there was no mention of drugs or alcohol. I guess some people are just high on life.

FAIRFIELD— Authorities arrested a 24-year-old West Haven man Thursday night on charges he allegedly rammed a car into a friend's above-ground pool before hiding under the platform of the Southport Metro-North railroad tracks for a half hour, stalling service.

Matthew Miranda, of 523 First Ave., West Haven, was visiting a friend in Fairfield when he took her car without permission, police said Friday afternoon. When she tried to stop him from taking the car, police said Miranda physically "threw" the woman to the ground "several times."
After getting behind the wheel, police said Miranda drove his friend's car over the lawn and into an above-ground pool, knocking it down. The car, lawn and pool were damaged as a result, police said.

When officers arrived, Miranda allegedly fled and hid beneath the platform at the Southport railroad station for nearly a half hour. Train service was temporarily stopped in an effort to prevent Miranda from being run over. When trains began running again, police said Miranda emerged from beneath the platform and was arrested.

Take It On the Chin

Barely Hanging On — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 01:45:05 +0000

Literally. I found this one sifting through mugshots this evening. Meet Joseph Ortiz. Picked up for drunk and disorderly. Nothing else to report. The picture says it all.

You can read the Sheriff's Report.

Randon Reid’s Mugshot of the Day

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 22:36:08 +0000

Randon Reid has much to smile about. A little drunkeness, a little gun and a little shooting at grounded airplanes. That has fun written all over it. Enough to be the mugshot of the day.

Police say Randon Reid, 26, was likely drunk when he fled the airport about 1:30 a.m. after officers heard gunfire in the area while on patrol, said Phoenix Police spokesman Steve Martos.

"The officers observed a vehicle speed away from the area," Martos stated. "Officers obtained a license plate and attempted a traffic stop."

However, Reid continued to flee at a high rate of speed, police said. The officers arrested Reid at his home and located two weapons believed to have been used during the shooting. At the airport, police recovered shell casings at the scene and discovered an airplane was damaged by gunfire.

Mark Siebenmorgan: Mugshot of the Day

Barely Hanging On — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 04:03:53 +0000

This is far by one of the best mugshots I have ever posted. Enter Mark Siebenmorgan. A poster boy for the Dental Association if ever I saw one. Remember kidos, you have to brush and floss after every meal or you can end up like Mark here.

"The toothless crook was escorted to the police station after going on a one man crime spree across the largest city in the US state of Winsconsin. The serial petty criminal allegedly pushed someone to the ground, kicked a windscreen in and shouted obscenities at a supermarket, although when he lost his teeth exactly no one is quite sure."

The Green Line Trolley Perv

Barely Hanging On — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 20:36:42 +0000

Here is a guy that for one, looks like he has a lot going on, secondly has a pretty good sense of fashion and finally has never heard of the internet. Yes, imagine in this day and age of having to ride a train line snapping photos of women's cleavage because he doesn't know enough to go online and surf some 999 billion websites that have some kind of cleavage photos on them (this site included).

This greasy looking perv has been riding the train lines in Boston snapping photos of cleavage as women bend over to pick up their bags etc. He has sparked a legal debate on whether cleavage is fair game or against the law like up-skirt photos.

One lady fed up with it snapped his photo which was confused with a photo of Brad Pitt at first. If he snapped my daughter or girlfriend he would be getting some matching red to go with that cute prison orange shirt.

Read the story and watch the slowest news video ever at the source:

Not all aboard on T perv

The Demon Drives a Windstar Van

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:14:21 +0000

I always thought a demon would ride a horse on fire or a some kind firey dragon beast from the depths of hell but apparetnly he drives a Ford Windstar Van.

Enter Jesse Thornhill, a man with implanted horns on his head. Jesse was booked in Tulsa, Oklahoma for allegedly attempting to run down his landlord Tuesday. The two had gotten into an argument when Jesse tried to run her over but didn't hit the target.

Under 'personal oddities', the arresting officer listed, "horns, neck tattoos, implant earings [sic] on head." Thornhill also appears to have earlobe implants and a large design branded onto the side of his head.