A man witnesses said was dressed like a ninja used a sword in an attempt to rob a dry cleaner on Main Street, police said. The man, wearing a ski mask and a sword in a sheath on his belt, walked into the Tedeschi convenience store at 1039 Main St. around 8 a.m. Monday, Sgt. Richard Fuller said.

When confronted this ninja got all confused and left the store and tried to rob a cleaners next door. That didn't go well either and he fled into total darkness much like a ninja would.

Here is a ninja video to keep you busy, I couldn't find any footage for this story.

Man with sword dressed as ninja attempts Weymouth robbery

Cops approached a car parked in the left lane of Route 46 east and found two Clifton men dressed in black claiming to be Ninjas. The men were wearing tactical vests and armed with knives in sheaths at their waists along with Ninja throwing knives, Chinese throwing stars, four-pointed tacks, swords, bows and arrows and nunchucks, said Detective Capt. Robert Rowan.
 
Jesse Trojaniak, 19, and Tadieusz Tertkiewicz, 20, told police they were “modern day Ninjas” also called Shinobi Warriors on their way to deliver warning letters to known drug dealers and drug users to stop their “impure” activities.

You can read the rest of the story at The Source, you have to love two heavily armed men taking down the drug cartels because they think they are ninjas. Love Jersey news.