This is what you got out of him at a recent Black Hawks Stanley Cup celebration. Darwin is rolling in his grave. Kane just threw some serious doubt into the theory of Evolution.

"I'll try to keep my shirt on all summer and for all the cab drivers out there, I love you," Kane said at a recent Hawks rally.

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If you follow the sports world then you have already read the story about Chicago Blackhawks millionaire Patrick Kane being arrested for punching about a cab driver over twenty cents. I saw a picture of the "old guy" he allegedly beat up and I have to wonder one thing. Do you think he would have tried to punch out Travis Bickle over twenty cents and who do you think would have won?

I would have to give the edge to Travis. I mean he had that big knife in his boot and that fancy gun holster thingy up his sleeve. Travis also took out Sport and his gang of pimps and scumbags pretty easy. He only took on bullet in the neck.

Patrick on the other hand only had 42 penalty minutes last year. I don't think he could fight his way out of a wet paper bag, especially if that bag was Travis from Taxi Driver.