Kenneth McGhee Accused of Masturbating at Chuck E. Cheese

Thursday, January 20th, 2011 | Public Masturbation with Comments Off
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Kenneth McGhee,You can't even take your kids out the  Chuck E. Cheese anymore without some perv ruining your day. Enter one Kenneth McGhee a 21-year-old man from

"According to the police report, a mother of two boys says Kenneth McGhee sat down at the end of her table Monday afternoon. She says she noticed some movement underneath the table and thought he was texting. When she reached to move her purse closer to her, the witness says she noticed his penis was out of his pants and that he was masturbating."

What is extra creepy is that he was scanning around the room looking at the different kids while he treated his body like an amusement park.

When mom finally go the manager over Kenneth fled where police found him hiding in a nearby store.

http://www2.wrbl.com/news/2011/jan/18/man-accused-masturbating-chuck-e-cheese-ar-1357804/

Public Masturbation and Indecent Exposure Roundup

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011 | Public Masturbation with Comments Off
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When it rains it pours. I am surprised how many of these stories hit the headlines over the past week or so. Was there a full moon or national shortage of meds? Enjoy.

Gulf Breeze man accused of masturbating in front of teen girl on flight to Maine

LEWISTON, Idaho — A 50-year-old Florida man has been arrested after an Idaho girl reported the man exposed himself during a flight from Salt Lake City to Lewiston. The 17-year-old girl says she switched seats when the man sitting next to her began masturbating aboard the Skywest flight.

80-year-old man charged with indecent exposure, bribery

GULF BREEZE — An 80-year-old man was arrested Dec. 27 after allegedly using a "glory hole" in a National Park Service restroom to display himself to a ranger using the stall next door, according to his arrest report.

Hollywood man accused of voyeurism

Is Harry Potter That Hot?

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010 | Public Masturbation with Comments Off
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I never found Harry all that hot. I haven't even sat though an entire Harry Potter movie. Pobably never will. Alexander Ofner, 39, of Bluffton feels differently than me. By a longshot.

Alexander Ofner, 39, of Bluffton was charged with felony indecent exposure and taken to the Beaufort County Detention Center to await a bond hearing, the release said. Police said they received a call about 1 p.m. from someone at the movie theater on Buckwalter Parkway, reporting a man exposing himself in the theater.

When officers arrived, theater employees took them to a projection booth where "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows" was being shown. From there, authorities were able to look into the back row and observe a man touching his exposed genitals, according to the news release. Officers then entered the theater and arrested him.

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ESPN’s Neil Goldberg Public Masturbation Charge

Thursday, October 7th, 2010 | Public Masturbation with Comments Off
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It's been a while since we had a decent public masturbation story and this one takes the cake. I hope those douche bags that run ESPN are enjoying this story. Looks like they will hire anybody. I thought it was just pathetic writers that flunked out of match box journalism schools. I stand corrected. It's even better.

Neil Goldberg, a senior producer at ESPN was arrested on Wednesday after being caught masturbating on a stool while watching his female neighbor get dressed through her window. Neil is a Nascar producer, that is why you have probably never heard of him until now.

The incident for which he was charged happened last month when a woman walking her dog called police and told officers she saw a man standing on a stool and peering into a window while he masturbated, the paper reported. When the man noticed the woman walking her dog, he stopped and went back inside his home, she told police.

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Oh the Humanity

Friday, July 30th, 2010 | Public Masturbation with Comments Off
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I think I would rather have my eyes popped out of my head than witness this spectacle. Usually I like to paraphrase a story but this one is worth putting full out.

A man caught jumping up and down naked on a trampoline has avoided a jail sentence.

James Burden, 55, was spotted by a neighbour in the garden of his Falkirk home at 0500 GMT on 25 March.

Falkirk Sheriff Court heard Burden had his "manhood" in one hand and a cigarette in the other when the neighbour saw him.

She called the police, and Burden was arrested and charged with shameless indecency.

Mike McMahon, prosecuting, said: "He told police he had gone out to the trampoline and had masturbated himself there."

Asked why he did it, Burden told officers: "Just for the thrill of it."

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Asked why he looked at his neighbour's window, he said: "Because I had seen the light go on."

He added: "I did not intend anyone to see me."

Burden pleaded guilty to a single charge of publicly exposing his person in a shameless and indecent manner, and approaching his neighbour's house and placing the occupant in a state of fear and alarm.

He appeared for sentencing at Falkirk Sheriff Court earlier this month but attempted to withdraw his plea.

Gordon Addison, defending, said his client now claimed to have "only pled guilty to avoid the embarrassment of a trial".

Sheriff Caldwell refused to allow Burden to withdraw his guilty plea, saying he had confirmed it in court after months of legal advice, and placed him on the sex offenders register.

At the court appearance on Thursday, Sheriff William Gallacher put Burden on probation for a period of three years, and warned if he did not comply with the order, he may be "removed from the community".

He said: "I have read the reports and you will be provided with the support that you need, and it is essential the community is not faced with this sort of behaviour again.

"Breach the probation in any way and you may be removed from the community."

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Public Masturbation at McDonald’s Play Area

Thursday, July 1st, 2010 | Public Masturbation with Comments Off
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A McDonald's play area is as good as any area I guess if you are going to fondle yourself in a public place. If you are going to put on a show you might as well make it a good one.

MADISON, Wis. — A 38-year-old man was arrested on Sunday for allegedly looking at pornographic images and fondling himself at a West Side McDonald's.

Madison police said Michael Baumgartner, 38, of Madison, was arrested on suspicion of lewd and lascivious behavior and disorderly conduct at about 12:45 p.m. on Sunday.

Police said he was using his laptop to look at pornographic images in a McDonald's play area on Odana Road while 15 to 20 children were playing.

According to police, one of the other parents became suspicious when it appeared the man on the computer had no children in the play area.

He told police that he saw the man looking at a pornographic image and typing with one hand, while fondling himself with the other, according to the report. It also stated that the responding officer witnessed the same behavior.

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What is going on at Target Stores?

Friday, June 11th, 2010 | Public Masturbation with Comments Off
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I guess you would expect this at Walmart but I thought Target was where all of the rich people shop. You have to read the entire first story at the source. It's a wild one. I like the "clear vessel that contained fluids". Gatorade?

North Olmsted police catch man with pants down in Target parking lot NORTH OLMSTED -A man faces misdemeanor exposure charges after police caught him in his car with his pants down at a local department store. Officers charged the 63-year-old Olmsted Falls resident with indecent exposure on June 2 after witnesses saw him gratifying himself while parked outside Target on Brookpark Road.

Police arrived and surprised the suspect while he was still parked in the lot. Officers observed that he was not wearing any pants at the moment they approached the vehicle. The startled suspect told the officers he was relaxing in the car and was not wearing pants because he was hot.

A search of the man’s car uncovered several pornographic magazine photos, a bag containing women’s under garments, a handful of long brown hair and a clear vessel that contained fluids.

Man charged with indecent exposure at Upper Providence Target  UPPER PROVIDENCE — A Pottstown man allegedly exposed his genitals before walking around the Target on Ridge Pike last Thursday, police said.  According to township police, Scott Sean Russell, 33, will be charged with indecent exposure, open lewdness and disorderly conduct after the incident on June 3 that happened around 8:48 p.m. in the 1824 Ridge Pike store.

Russell allegedly pulled his genitals out of his pants and proceeded to walk around the store, police said. A 9-year-old girl visiting the store saw him and screamed, alerting her family and store employees to Russell's actions, police said.  Russell fled the store when the girl screamed, police said.

Is Arby’s That Good?

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010 | Public Masturbation with Comments Off
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I haven't eaten there in a very long time. James Russell Hirt thinks it's pretty good though. He was charged with indecent exposure after witness' saw him shaving his roast beef in the bushes in front of an Arby's in Iowa City.

"Witnesses told police that Hirt had his shorts pulled down and had his hand on his genitals, and that he made eye contact with them as he fondled himself. Witnesses told police that Hirt left in an RV heading eastbound, and police were able to make the stop and arrest him. Hirt denied to officers that he had his pants down."

Maybe he just had one of those toasted subs in his hands.

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