I guess you would expect this at Walmart but I thought Target was where all of the rich people shop. You have to read the entire first story at the source. It's a wild one. I like the "clear vessel that contained fluids". Gatorade?

North Olmsted police catch man with pants down in Target parking lot NORTH OLMSTED -A man faces misdemeanor exposure charges after police caught him in his car with his pants down at a local department store. Officers charged the 63-year-old Olmsted Falls resident with indecent exposure on June 2 after witnesses saw him gratifying himself while parked outside Target on Brookpark Road.

Police arrived and surprised the suspect while he was still parked in the lot. Officers observed that he was not wearing any pants at the moment they approached the vehicle. The startled suspect told the officers he was relaxing in the car and was not wearing pants because he was hot.

A search of the man’s car uncovered several pornographic magazine photos, a bag containing women’s under garments, a handful of long brown hair and a clear vessel that contained fluids.

Man charged with indecent exposure at Upper Providence Target  UPPER PROVIDENCE — A Pottstown man allegedly exposed his genitals before walking around the Target on Ridge Pike last Thursday, police said.  According to township police, Scott Sean Russell, 33, will be charged with indecent exposure, open lewdness and disorderly conduct after the incident on June 3 that happened around 8:48 p.m. in the 1824 Ridge Pike store.

Russell allegedly pulled his genitals out of his pants and proceeded to walk around the store, police said. A 9-year-old girl visiting the store saw him and screamed, alerting her family and store employees to Russell's actions, police said.  Russell fled the store when the girl screamed, police said.

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This was is out of Fort Worth, Texas. Naked man James Apple climbed up onto a billboard sign and threatened to jump off. The police coaxed him down with threat of rain. He had recently lost his job and his parents thought drugs might have played a roll.

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I love this story, it took some digging but I found a picture of this stinky character. Robert Higgins is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident’s backyard and jumped into the pool on Saturday, Sept. 26, 2009 in Hobe Sound, Fla.

Can you blame him? No word on why he was naked and covered in poop but if it was me I would be looking for a pool or something similiar to get into as well. He took a towel and went on his way.

Oh, the cops used K-9 to track down his smell and arrest him. No kidding.

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It must be the weather that brings all the winners out. I have never seen so many public nudity stories than I have over the past two weeks. Here are a few more that have come my way.

Lincoln, NE - Enter 19 year old Sando Hamilton, caught wandering in a public park totally nude. When caught by police he told them he was mugged and when he had no money the robber took all of his clothes instead. He later admitted that he was hot so he got in the bugg and walked around the park. When he came back to get his clothes they were gone. Hamilton was charged with making a false statement and indecent exposure. I don`t know why he just didn`t take out his wizard stick and conjure up some new clothes.

ELKHART – A 51-year-old Mishawaka man was arrested over the weekend after an off-duty police officer said he saw him walking around a crowded Rice Cemetery in the buff. When he saw the cop he took off but they tracked him down through his car tag. He told the officer he went to the cemetery to check on his in-laws’ grave. He said he had been golfing in Middlebury all day, and after getting back in the truck from visiting the grave, he took off his underwear because they were wet. While driving in the cemetery, the suspect said he saw some flowers he wanted to look at. Because he did not have his glasses on, he got out of his truck — naked — to get a closer look, he told police. He was arrested for public nudity.

San Antonio, TX – Evan Zuleger, 18, is facing charges of aggravated assault an an officer but that is not what makes the story interesting. A police offices caught Evan and his girlfriend naked in his car. When the officer flashed his lights Evan jumped behind the wheel, tried to run the officer over and then crashed his car into a pole. He then fled the scene in the buff. He also left his naked girlfriend behind. She was all too happy to hand his name over to police. Pretty happy looking guy, lost his car, his woman, his clothes and his mind.

San Mateo – A man wearing nothing but tennis shoes was with a bean bag gun and arrested for indecent exposure after two complaints of a large naked man ringing doorbells in a neighbourhood. Deputies chased Peter Allen Steele, 38, on Saturday after responding to two reports in Woodside and Portola Valley of a 6-foot-7-inch, 250-pound man ringing a doorbell and standing naked in a doorway. The man, later identified as Steele was taken to the hospital where staff there said he was observed masturbating on the gurney.  A search of his car turned up a sex toy in the form of rubber female genitalia. Steele was charged with two counts of indecent exposure, driving while under the influence, resisting arrest, trespassing, vandalism and fleeing a peace officer. Where is a picture when you need one?

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Here are a few stories that have it all, public nudity, public masturbation, meth and booze. It's all good.

Cops in Loxely, Alabama were called to a car accident but they got there found a little more than that. It appears 23-year-old lesbian partners Chloe Vice and Tiffany Adams (pictured below) were in a bit of spat earlier in the day, decided to get drunk drive the old pickup around. When they approached the vehicle on the side of the road the noticed that a very drunk Tiffany had no shirt on and couldn't even remember where her clothes were. Nice. She got nailed for public intoxication and her partner, Chloe was hit with a DUI. Nice girls. I have a picture of Chloe but didn't want to scare anybody reading early in the morning or late at night.

Think that Jonathan Lowell of PRUNEDALE, Calif is a little Meth'd out? If he isn't then he sure is one happy man. So happy that he decided to assault his roommate and then chase his landlord around the home, while nude, and demanding oral sex from her. Police had to use a stun gun to bring him down. If you want to visit Jonathan or see his nude show stop by the 17700 block of Vierra Canyon Road. I'm not sure if he us appearing daily or not.

Have nothing to do today? Why not go down and stalk a girls cross country team and then rough up the suspects while you are at it. Hoang Hong Nguyen, a 39-year-old California man was arrested after being caught masturbating while watching a girl's cross country team. A school janitor found Nguyen near the Fountain Valley High School track exposing himself and masturbating. The janitor held him under arrest until cops arrived.

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