Last week I cracked my lcd monitor. I don't want to get into the specifics but I am basically an idiot and we will leave it at that. I have been using now for the week and thought to myself. Is there anything leaking out this hole? Am I going to grow an extra toe or have a couple of fingers fall off? I could end up like the swamp thing by the end of the month. Thinking that I want to have children someday I think I better stop using it and go back to my old monitor.
I woke up this morning a little hung over and dieing for cold glass of water. Just my luck the water filter in my fridge has run out of time. I can't remember the last time that I changed it so at least I know they last for quite awhile. Cheaper than buying bottled water I suppose. I am thirsty and so is the dog. He's mad because he demands nothing less than pure, clean, filtered water. He doesn't go for that tap stuff. He's the last person I want mad at me. Now the hunt is on to find a ukf8001axx water filter. I didn't plan on going out today. Maybe I will order one online.
This is probably the worst hotel review I have ever read. Or maybe the funniest hotel review I have ever read. Could you imagine staying at a place like this? Click on the picture and read through the reviews, they are sad or really really funny. It looks like it has a nice location going for it.
Be sure to check out Page 2 of the reviews for great pictures of urine and blood stained beds.
Via Unkown Highway
I am not going to get into a debate about the wrong and the rights about bombing the moon. It's on and it's happening tomorrow morning at 7:30 am. Don't own a 10 inch telescope? No worries, you can watch the entire event online. I found a site that is carrying two live feeds.
"SLOOH Space Camera is happy to announce we will be providing free LIVE Telescope Feeds of NASA's LCROSS Lunar Impacts on October 9, 2009. The feeds will start approximately one hour before impact at 1030 UTC (6:30 AM Eastern, 3:30 AM Pacific) & Bob Berman will begin broadcasting on SLOOH Radio starting at 7:00 AM Eastern."
You never know what is going to happen, the moon could crack open like an egg and start an end of days of biblical proportions. We could interupt an entire alien race living beneath the surface like some kind of Alien vs. Predator thing. It will give you something to talk about at work at the very least.
If you have Nasa TV you can watch it as well. I don't have it, my sat company wants about an extra 100 trillion dollars to get the golf channel in HD so I couldn't imagine what Nasa TV would cost.
Be safe, my next post could be from an emergency shelter aftet the moon bombing screws up the tital waves and natural order of the earth.
I just caught this on the local news, it's awesome. I don't have to go into the story, just watch the video and you will catch the drift of it. Another big scumbag corporation (United Airlines) treating their customers like dirt. I love the three snotty customer services wenches. How many of us can relate to that? Great job United, hope your stock tumbles like that guitar did on the runway.
It must be summer time. How do I know? It's the time of year that I fish about a zillion chimpmunks out of my pool. This guy today was lucky that I came out and found him swimming around. He was a little shaken up but after drying out moved on back to where ever it is he lives. You would think that he would tell the others to stay away from the pool.

It seems to me that everytime I read about a home owners association these days they are a little bunch of power tripping tyrants with nothing better to do then to flex their puney muscles and pick on others that can't help themselves. I guess many of them are getting back at the world for being beaten up because "mother" sent them to high school with strawberry shortcake lunch boxes.
I read last month about a bunch of scumbags picking on a Vietnam vet because he had American flag stickers on his car. Last week the Remington Ranch Homeowners Association sunk to a new low by having one of their members vehicles towed for being parked on his lawn. The kicker? He had a broken arm and tried to park close to the door so he could carry some heavy packages in. Wayne Simmons was in awe when he heard the car being taken away. He thought it was being stolen.
It was nice to see somebody from the Remington Ranch Homeowners Association offer to help him. Douches. There is some video at the Source.

If you haven't heard this story you have been away from your tv.
A quick recap of the events in the life of John Hamilton. Early Thursday morning, Hamilton, 48, of Sunset Drive was arrested when he refused to follow police orders to stop mowing an overgrown Central Park. He was charged with persistent disorderly conduct and obstructing official business.
What really happened is that he took it upon himself to be a good citizen and cut some grass that the city hadn't been cutting and clean some garbage up in a public park that the city hadn't been doing. For that Mr. Hamilton found himself arrested. Nice reward for trying to lend a hand to a poorly run town that can't do it themselves.
The aftermath, the morons that run the City of Sandusky come across as the douches that they are, then back peddle and blame it all on the media. It was the media's fault. Well know they aren't insisting that the charges be dropped, they couldn't go that far. They are "supporting" the idea that they be dropped. Douches.
Read the entire release in the Sandusky Register. It is quite a circus. Read the city's press release linked from the article. They still urge people to visit their town this summer. Hey, maybe you can get arrested for walking on the grass. What a blast summer vacation would be.
I saw a commercial for this the other day and as far as a light beer goes I don't mind Bud Light. I had a chance to try one out yesterday at the golf course. Here's my tip, save your money. I don't mind a Corona with a lime in it but I think they poured 3/4 of a bottle of lime juice and topped it off with light beer to make this up. It was like drinking some sort of strange ginger ale or something.


















