Last winter I purchased some new heating equipment for the house. It works fine and I have no complaints. That is other than the fact the company calls my cell phone once a week to see if I want my furnace tuned up. Insane. I had forgotten about it because my old cell phone had an ignore ringer feature. My new iPhone doesn't. I their number to ring silent but it still vibrates which you would think would be some fun but the phone is on a belt clip not in my pants.
This week I freaked out and lost it on the girl. Screaming many incoherent babbling and rants about cheese, black holes, ants and clay. Think they will be calling back? Probably, they have no morels. I am wondering is she is glad she has one of those customer service jobs. I guess she is more of a telemarketer. Below is a picture similar to the conversation we had.


















