I haven't had a good old fashioned public masturbation story in a long time and I still don't because this one is creepy six ways to Sunday. I don't know who is creepier the teacher masturbating in the classroom or the janitor that sniffed him out.

Hamilton Community Schools teacher Daniel DuPuis has been arraigned on a felony charge related to allegedly masturbating in school. A janitor found a tissue that “smelled like semen” in a wastebasket in a room at the middle school. The janitor had noted suspicious items in the trash, including a pair of “panties.” DuPuis admitted to masturbating five times in a locked office area with a glass door and a window with no shade but denied connection to the underwear, according to court records.

I love this part, another stand up Christian family man. DePuis has a wife and two small children and is a worship leader for Engedi Church in Holland, court testimony shows. The church website lists him as worship director with a B.A. in music education from Hope College.

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Back in December I reported about Teachers Alini Brito, Cindy Mauro Caught Naked in Classroom at James Madison High School in Brooklyn. Since that time I have read that both were fired. I guess the school looks down on two naked teachers allegedly engaged in lesbian action.

I even missed two stories. One about another teacher allegedly carrying on a relationship with a student and allegations about the vice principle and sexual harrassment. You can read more about these storeies at the Source.

The latest scandal involves Madison High gym teacher Lisa Guttilla, 37, who was arrested Friday for feeling up a 14-year-old girl, police sources said. The abuse came to light when the teen's mother started asking questions about a hickey on her neck – and she confessed to sexy sessions with Guttilla between Jan. 4 and 9. A complaint filed in Brooklyn Criminal Court says the teacher did "touch, grab, squeeze and kiss the [girl] about the breast and buttock." Guttilla was charged with sexual abuse and child endangerment and sent to the "rubber room" – a reassignment center for teachers under investigation.

And we have to endure Beverly Hills 90210 when there are "real" schools like this out there.

If I had teachers like this I might have taken more language courses. I scoured the net for more pictures but came up empty. Hopefully there are cameras in this school that captured the footage.

Two female Romance language instructors were tossed out of their Brooklyn high school after being caught "undressed" in an empty classroom, sources told the Daily News Tuesday. Students at James Madison High School in Midwood were watching a talent show in the auditorium while Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were speaking the international language of love, sources said. A janitor stumbled on French teacher Mauro, 33, and Brito, 29, a married Spanish instructor, and tattled to school officials on Nov. 20.

The kids love it so much they set up a Facebook Page to talk about it: Ms Brito Rumor
Read some of the comments, priceless.

Alino Brito (left) Cindy Mauro (right)

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That's at least according to police. Twenty-seven-year-old Valerie Roesler of Alexandria was arrested around 1:50 a.m. after a patrol officer saw her and what turned out to be a 15-year-old boy in a 2008 Mitsubishi Lancer parked in the 7900 block of Gunston Hill Lane.  She was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor and being drunk in public.

New evidence suggests a Fairfax County school teacher who was arrested in the company of a 15-year-old boy over the weekend was having a sexual relationship with the teen. They found out each were sexting each other, shocker. Another winner.

Here is the picture and a news clip from the story Police: Teacher, Teen Had Relationship for those that like to get a mental picture. You be the judge is this is her FaceBook page. I get errors sometimes when trying to look at it. Those goofy eyebrows look about the same.

Probably one of the better sex offender mugshots I have seen in awhile. You have a good cry Ashley Jo Beach and the next time you decide to take a 13 year old student into the bushes maybe you can be a little quieter. In fact they were so loud that somebody called the police on them.

Lt. Bob Stowe with Meridian Police says the 37-year-old teacher at Meridian Middle School, Ashley Jo Beach, has been having a sexual relationship with the 13-year-old for several months – beginning in April of this year. When they arrived they found Beach and the boy laying down between the bushes and a fence, partially concealed from view. The officers questioned both of them but found several inconsistencies in their explanations of why they were there.

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