Care to see something pretty damn funny? Philadelphia Flyer Ian Laperriere lost four of his teeth back in November after getting hit in the face with a puck in a game against the Buffalo Sabres. He also lost his replacement teeth when they were stolen on route to him. The box showed up empty and the Flyers figure somebody in New Orleans stole them during shipping, probably digging for gold. Ian had to do a commercial sans the teeth and it's funnier than hell trying to watch him spit out the words.
I am at least hope that there is lawn bowling, darts or something interesting on the old tube instead of having to watch the probowl. I can't think of a more useless, unncessary sporting event. Oh wait, I almost forgot about the NHL Allstar game. It's about as exciting as getting kicked in the head. You don't need to be a Oklahoma City lawyer to figure out that even the players don't want to go and play. How many of them have been scratched this week for not showing up to meetings and practices? I'll take the Lingerie Bowl any day of the week.

I have stayed out of the whole Tiger Woods thing but this Christmas Card gave me a laugh. Nice collection of babes.
If you are really bored then you can play the Tiger Woods Car Game. Get the real feeling of being a tiger behind the wheel.
Oh, wait. He wasn't thinking at all. Nice tackle though. You football fans will appreciate this Las Vegas Cobras Punt Blooper.
I am always looking at youtube videos or other online sources on how to make my golf game better. I found this great video yesterday which provided three great tips on how to cure a slice. The first drill in this video was the one that caught my eye.
Why do we slice a golf ball? For the most part it is an outside to inside golf swing that forces you to cut across the ball and put spin on it causing it to fly off to the right (for righties). This is my biggest problem. You can put the ball forward in your stance, back in your stance, stand closer and stand farther away but if you are coming across the ball you are going to slice.
Try this first drill, I went into the backyard last night and took a few swings that I thought were decent and sure enough I am coming across it and knocking that tee off. I am going to try it out on the range today.
Make the video full sized and pause the close up of the ball and between the tees for a better view of what he is doing.
I missed this last night as I was watching the Yankees game. I love to see this big fat head get owned by a skinny little pitcher. Pretty funny to see a big oversized round fat guy get thrown to the ground by somebody half his size. Keep reaching for the stars Kevin, your team is sucking and you are helping them out by being suspended. Bright.
My grandmother would be more than willing to wrestle you on pay per view if you are interested.
Some perverted scumbag has drilled a hole in a hotel room wall or door and taped the espn star without her knowing. Pretty low. It's not like she was a Paris idiot and taped herself and let it get leaked on the net. It's a total invasion of privacy so think about that.
I went searching to see of if it was still out there. You aren't going to find it on any website. The Erin Andrews peephole video link is one big white whale at this point. Here are a couple of things to keep in mind. You are going to find a a million links to it which are nothing more than spam from losers that are trying to get you to fill out a survey that if you follow it long enough you should have a cell phone bill large enough to put you in the poor house within a month. Try it and you will see. There are also many sites reporting with accuracy that any video you find now will be loaded wth a virus that will do not so nice things to your computer.
Let youtube explain it to you.

I had a few vistors over the weekend from the Penquins fans forums so I thought I would share a few photos I had collected on my harddrive. Baby On Board I made up because I was bored silly this morning. I hate to say it but I need them to go 7 so I can win a hockey pool. May the gods strike me down.


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I didn't want to put this one in the sports news section but I don't even think I would calll that pitch having anything to do with sports. Pretty funny stuff though! I looked back and even Babe Ruth's daughter threw a better pitch than Baba Booey and she is about 90 years old.
Way to go Gary!! Be kind and check out HowardTV, the only site with the best pitch video and the greatest collection of Howard Stern Video Clips.
Apparently he did play some form of skirt ball but you would never know from that throw.
If you aren't watching the Caps vs. Pens series in the NHL you are seriously missing out on some talent. It's Ovechkin vs. Crosby and a rookie goalie named Simeon Varlamov against everybody else. What is more incredible is that after a few years in the NHL Sidney Crosby, the poster child of the NHL with his Ba Ba Boey teeth and lips is still whining like a spoiled child who doesn't get his way.
Last night he cried up a storm to the refs because fans were throwing too many hats on the ice after Ovechkin's first career playoff hat trick. Unreal. Here is a a great picture of the baby skating by a sea of hats. What a team hero. What an icon for the NHL to put their hat on to make the game more marketable to fans.
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(By Toni L. Sandys – TWP)
“People kept throwing hats,” Sidney Crosby said tonight. “I was just asking if he could make an announcement to ask them to stop. I mean, the first wave came and then I think they were all pretty much picked up, and then more started coming. So for us, we just wanted to make sure we kept kind of moving and kept the game going, wanted to try to get back in it. So wasn’t complaining about anything.”
















