• Most of the diamonds in the world are used for industrial purposes and not for getting your girlfriend off of your back.
• Less than 1% of women will ever wear a diamond that is one carat or more, my woman being one of them.
• In ancient times diamonds were seen as signs of strength, courage and invincibility.
• Archduke Maximilian of Austria was the first person to give a diamond engagement ring, to Mary of Burgundy in 1477. Blame him.
• The largest Diamond ever found was the Cullinan at 3,106 carats.
• Diamonds can withstand extremely high temperatures so they used in windows on space ships.
• In India, around one million people are employed because of diamond industry, the rest of them answer the phone when my cable goes out.

1327: Edward II of England, after being deposed and imprisoned by his Queen consort Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was rumored to have been murdered by having a red-hot iron inserted into his anus.^[20]

1601: Tycho Brahe, according to legend, died of complications resulting from a strained bladder at a banquet. It would have been extremely bad etiquette to leave the table before the meal was finished, so he stayed until he became fatally ill. This version of events has since been brought into question as other causes of death (murder by Johannes Kepler, suicide, and mercury poisoning among others) have come to the fore.^[27]

1753: Professor Georg Wilhelm Richmann, of Saint Petersburg, Russia, became the first recorded person to be killed while performing electrical experiments when he was struck and killed by a globe of ball lightning. ^[35]

1814: London Beer Flood, 9 people were killed when 323,000 imperial gallons (1 468 000 L) of beer in the Meux and Company Brewery burst out of their vats and gushed into the streets.

1963: Thích Qu?ng ??c, a Vietnamese Buddhist monk, sat down in the middle of a busy intersection in Saigon, covered himself in gasoline, and lit himself on fire, burning himself to death. ??c was protesting President Ngô ?ình Di?m's administration for oppressing the Buddhist religion.^[76]

Topp 10 Failed Mcdonalds Products

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off – it dies from starvation

A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth

A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny

Bulls are color blind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is — be it red or neon yellow

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand

Cat urine glows under a black-light

Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed… or is that paws?

Porcupines float in water

The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on its fur

A dragonfly has a lifespan of twenty-four hours.

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

A lion's roar can be heard from five miles away. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

A rat can last longer without water than a camel.

A rhinoceros' horn is made of compacted hair. Crickets hear through their knees.

Crocodiles swallow stones to help them dive deeper.

Hummingbirds can't walk.

If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.

Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all have two penisesMore people are killed each year from bees than from snakes. Only female mosquitoes bite.

Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

Polar bear fur is not white, it's clear