Woman Tries to Eat Crack During Arrest

Monday, August 3rd, 2015 | Stupid Criminals with Comments Off on Woman Tries to Eat Crack During Arrest

A woman Douglas, GA tried to eat a small amount of crack cocaine while being arrested on an outstanding warrant. Linda Blank, 48 was being placed under arrest for a probation warrant when offices realized she was trying to ingest crack cocaine. Big deal.

WSFA.com Montgomery Alabama news.

The real story here is that she has a stunning resemblance to Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black. Very similar. If I learned anything from this Netflix show it is that women s prison is a fun place to be and she should be looking forward to her paid vacation. Enjoy!

Crazy Eyes

Video of Man Breaking into Dog Kennel

Wednesday, July 1st, 2015 | Stupid Criminals with Comments Off on Video of Man Breaking into Dog Kennel

ROOSEVELT, Utah — Just when you thought Utah couldn’t get any weirder it steps things up a notch with this stupid criminal video. A reward is being offered by these dog owners to identify the man that keeps breaking into their dog kennel. The man appears to be bringing the dog re fried beans and chicken nuggets. Oh and to add some spice to the occasion he appears to be dressed in women s tights that don’t cover his lower body all the way. The owners are trying to guess what he wants with the dog and assume it’s not to play your aver fetch game.