Poor teachers. Never complaining about how much they don’t make and always spending when they are out in public. I can see why a teacher would stoop to such a low as to steal from students. With all of that money that they aren’t stuffing into their mattress they have a lifestyle to live.

A student at Linden High School in Linden, Calif. hid in a gym locker to try and find out who had been stealing money and items from their back packs during gym class. Guess what? It wasn’t a poor jobless student. It was her gym teacher. Classic. In another another stunning display of ethics the principal of the school told the student to delete the video from the camera when confronted with the information.

Stay classy educators.

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Four men dressed as Smurfs have been arrested in Melbourne, Australia. The charges are over the attempted theft of a car and assault.  According to police, a 37-year-old man walking out of a 7-Eleven was approached by a man dressed in a  Papa Smurf costume, who then asked for a cigarette. The man refused to light the cigarette before handing it over to the Smurf and was then assaulted.  He had also noticed that three other men, all similarly dressed as Smurfs, were attempting to simultaneously hotwire a car.

You can’t fix stupid. It’s a fact. Case in point, Oregon teen Jacob Cox-Brown who bragged about his drunk driving hit and run on facebook.  Of course it was only a joke and it was the icy road conditions that caused the hit and run. Not the booze. Watch the video, it’s no big deal. Just a little hit and run and he wasn’t even drunk. Just a big joke. Astoria PD  didn’t think it was funny. They arrested Cox-Brown and charged him with two counts of failing to perform the duties of a driver after his facebook message was forwarded to them.

If this doesn’t win headline of the year I don’t know what will. Give Sandusky Register design desk chief Mike Schaffer credit for this one. Beauty. I thought somewhere in the story there would be reference to  ”the lean and hungry type..”.

Maneater: Hall bitten by Oates

The Walking Dead is the number one show in the known universe right now. I figured it was just a matter of time before something like this one happened. An argument over the show leads to a shooting. Jared Gurman, 26, of Williston Park, is charged with attempted murder after allegedly shooting his girlfriend in the back after getting into a fight over the AMC show.

A Williston Park man who shot his girlfriend in the back with a rifle after a heated argument over the television show “The Walking Dead” told police he was annoyed that she came to his apartment to smooth things over.

“I just know that he felt very adamant that there could be some type of military mishap that would result in some sort of virus or something being released that could cause terrible things to happen,” Cote said.

Gelderman, Cote said, thought her boyfriend’s belief was absurd.

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(FRESNO, Calif.)  - Enter Spider-man, I mean Daniel Bradley a man caught over the weekend accused of  trying to steal a woman’s purse. The catch, he was dressed in a Spider-man costume he was hoping would disguise himself with. I kind of have to figure that it made him stand out a little more than anything else.  Not much more to the story but then again a picture says a thousand words.

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I know World of Warcraft is pretty serious business. I have seen Mr. T on the commercials so I know it's important. Important enough for a man to get stabby over it. That is for real serious. I threw a controller once during a Call of Duty game but never felt the need to stab anyone.

PETERBOROUGH, Ont. — A man enraged over the online videogame World of Warcraft allegedly stabbed a neighbour in the chest sending him to hospital.

“I was sitting in my house today thinking ‘should I be dead or shouldn’t I?’” said Jordan Osborne, 20, on Thursday, who was hospitalized with a stab wound to his sternum. “And it’s all over a World of Warcraft game.”

Osborne alleges he was stabbed when he went to his neighbour's Peterborough, Ont., apartment on Wednesday after hearing an argument.

“I was telling him, there is no need for you to be freaking out about World of Warcraft. It’s just a game,” Osborne said, while his neighbour fought with a friend who was visiting and some other players over his headset. “He said, ‘It’s not just a game, it’s my life.’”

That’s when the man grabbed his throat, punched him in the face and stabbed him in the chest, Osborne said.

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As far as bath salts stories go this story is one is has top ten material written all over it. After you read this and you still want to do bath salts then you need to get your brain read by somebody smarter than you.

Matthew Hammond fresh on a bath salt rage attacked a police officer that was called to the scene by his mother. The great part was that his mouth was full of fecal matter at the time. None of the stories I read say where the poop came from so I have to assume it was his own. Who knows. The story is in the video.

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