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		<title>Cheerleader Takes Down Thief</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kealey Oliver]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a link to news video of 16 year old Kealey Oliver talking about taking down a thief in a mall. Bookmark It Hide Sites]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is a link to news video of 16 year old Kealey Oliver talking about taking down a thief in a mall.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjGT15SDcyg"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/rjGT15SDcyg/default.jpg" width="130" height="97" border=0></a></p>
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		<title>Rachel Wade Guilty of Sarah Ludemann Murder</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[rachel wade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarah ludemann]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are lots of people looking at the orginal story posted back in April of last year, Fight Over Boyfriend Ends In Stabbing. Rachel Wade has been found quilty in the stabbing death of Sarah Ludemann and sentenced to 20 years to life. All over a dude. I guess if somebody wasn&#39;t dead I would [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are lots of people looking at the orginal story posted back in April of last year, <a href="http://www.barelyhangingon.com/stupid-criminals/fight-over-boyfriend-ends-in-stabbing/" title="Permanent Link to Fight Over Boyfriend Ends In Stabbing">Fight Over Boyfriend Ends In Stabbing</a>.</p>
<p>Rachel Wade has been found quilty in the stabbing death of Sarah Ludemann and sentenced to 20 years to life. All over a dude. I guess if somebody wasn&#39;t dead I would have something further to say about gene pools but nobody needs to die over a guy.</p>
<p> Here are some links to the news stories to the court decision and coverage.</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20011544-504083.html" target="_blank">Rachel Wade Guilty of Sarah Ludemann Murder<br /> </a><br /> <img src="http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2010/07/23/rachelwadefrontcrimesider_370x278_370x278.jpg" border="0" alt="rachel wade" title="rachel wade" width="370" height="278" style="width: 370px; height: 278px" /></p>
<p> A little video with part of the death threat phone message.</p>
<p> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUTTkOCvJoY"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/pUTTkOCvJoY/default.jpg" width="130" height="97" border=0></a> </p>
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		<title>Video: Officer Punched During Traffic Stop</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What kind of dude&#160;does it take to get out of a car and punch a cop in the head? Ask Eric German of Middletown, Ohio.&#160; &#34;The attack occurred after the officer responded to a hit-and-run accident was reported at Grand and South Briel boulevards about 4 p.m. Wednesday afternoon. In the course of his investigation, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What kind of dude&nbsp;does it take to get out of a car and punch a cop in the head? Ask Eric German of Middletown, Ohio.&nbsp;</p>
<p>&quot;The attack occurred after the officer responded to a hit-and-run accident was reported at Grand and South Briel boulevards about 4 p.m. Wednesday afternoon. In the course of his investigation, Deaton pulled over the vehicle, a blue Ford van, nearby at Central and Aberdeen streets about 4:30 p.m.&quot;</p>
<p>&quot;German faces several charges: felonious assault on a police officer, resisting arrest obstructing official business, failure to drive in marked lanes and fleeing the scene of an accident, according to officials at the Middletown Municipal Jail.&quot;</p>
<p><img src="http://www.barelyhangingon.com/wp-content/uploads/Eric%20German.jpg" border="0" alt="Eric German" title="Eric German" width="308" height="205" />&nbsp;</p>
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<p><a href="http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100722/NEWS010701/307220010/Cop-punched-during-traffic-stop" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
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		<title>Darth Vader Robs Bank</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 11:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently customers thought it was a&#160;joke (and I would have to) when 6ft tall Darth Vader entered The Chase Bank in Setauket, New York yesterday. A few customers even tried to joke with the Sith Lord but Vader wasn&#39;t there to get a loan to build another Death Star, he was there to rob the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently customers thought it was a&nbsp;joke (and I would have to) when 6ft tall Darth Vader entered The Chase Bank in Setauket, New York yesterday. A few customers even tried to joke with the Sith Lord but Vader wasn&#39;t there to get a loan to build another Death Star, he was there to rob the joint.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1297087/The-Empire-Strikes-Bank-Armed-robber-dressed-Darth-Vader-demands-cash-daring-raid.html?ito=feeds-newsxml" target="_blank">Read The Full Story</a></p>
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		<title>Is That a Burger Down Your Pants?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 01:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[McDonalds and fast food stories are always the best. Especially when you have a woman shoving a burger down her pants, freaking out and trying to cover the big grease stain from police. It&#39;s the old scam, order two burgers, shove one down your pants and claim you were shorted in order to get a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>McDonalds and fast food stories are always the best. Especially when you have a woman shoving a burger down her pants, freaking out and trying to cover the big grease stain from police. It&#39;s the old scam, order two burgers, shove one down your pants and claim you were shorted in order to get a free one. We have all done it right?</p>
<p> &quot;The deputy reported that when he arrived on the scene, he heard Turner screaming at the cashier to &ldquo;give me the (expletive) sandwich.&rdquo; When the deputy noticed a large grease stain on the front of Turner&#39;s pants, he asked Turner to remove the food but Turner said she didn&#39;t have anything in her pants, according to the report.</p>
<p style="display: none" class="pagpag2">A female officer was called on the scene to search Turner, who then reached inside her pants, removed the sandwich and placed it on the hood of the officer&#39;s patrol car, the report states. The deputy reported that Turner, who had a strong odor of alcohol on her, continued shouting profanities in front of other patrons, including several small children.&quot;</p>
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<p> <span><a href="http://www.goupstate.com/article/20100719/ARTICLES/100719674/1083/ARTICLES?p=1&amp;tc=pg&amp;tc=ar" target="_blank">Spartanburg woman, 39, accused of stuffing burger down pants at McDonald&#39;s</a></span></p>
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		<title>The Demon Drives a Windstar Van</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always thought a demon would ride a horse on fire or a some kind firey dragon beast from the depths of hell but apparetnly he drives a Ford Windstar Van. Enter Jesse Thornhill, a man with&#160; implanted horns on his head. Jesse was booked in Tulsa, Oklahoma for allegedly attempting to run down his [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always thought a demon would ride a horse on fire or a some kind firey dragon beast from the depths of hell but apparetnly he drives a Ford Windstar Van.</p>
<p>Enter Jesse <span class="blsp-spelling-error">Thornhill, a man with&nbsp; implanted horns on his head. Jesse was booked in Tulsa, Oklahoma for allegedly attempting to run down his landlord Tuesday. The two had gotten into an argument when Jesse tried to run her over but didn&#39;t hit the target.</span><span class="blsp-spelling-error"><br /> </span></p>
<div style="text-align: left; background-color: transparent; color: #000000; overflow: hidden; text-decoration: none; border: medium none"> Under &#39;personal oddities&#39;, the arresting officer listed, &quot;horns, neck tattoos, implant earings [sic] on head.&quot; Thornhill also appears to have earlobe implants and a large design branded onto the side of his head.</p></div>
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		<title>Mugshot of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 00:19:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another day, another dollar. A convicted felon with guns and pot plants growing in a house near a school in Cincinnati.&#160; Robert Prosser looks pretty&#160;focused about the whole thing. I posted the source below so you can read the story if you want but the mugshot is the real gem here. Source Bookmark It Hide [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another day, another dollar. A convicted felon with guns and pot plants growing in a house near a school in Cincinnati.&nbsp; Robert Prosser looks pretty&nbsp;focused about the whole thing. I posted the source below so you can read the story if you want but the mugshot is the real gem here.</p>
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<p><a href="http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100701/NEWS010701/307010018/1163/NEWS0107/Convict-had-pot-guns-near-school" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
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		<title>Criminal Has More Court Experience than Judge</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 00:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Kittery, Main 49 year old Paul Baldwin has now been arrested 154 times. His 154th time he got caught on surveillance camera stealing beer from&#160;a convenience store. The great part of the story is his response to the judge when asked if he needed a lawyer. During a court appearance Baldwin told the judge, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Kittery, Main 49 year old Paul Baldwin has now been arrested 154 times. His 154th time he got caught on surveillance camera stealing beer from&nbsp;a convenience store. The great part of the story is his response to the judge when asked if he needed a lawyer.</p>
<p> During a court appearance Baldwin told the judge, &quot;I don&#39;t need a lawyer, I&#39;ve been in this court more than you have.&quot;</p>
<p><img src="http://media.trb.com/media/photo/2010-07/54697707.jpg" border="0" alt="Beer Thief Arrested For 154th Time" title="Beer Thief Arrested For 154th Time" width="400" height="225" style="width: 400px; height: 225px" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-154-arrests,0,701352.story" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
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		<title>The Vanilla Extract DUI</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 23:39:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Barely Hanging On</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you imagine being so hard up to get drunk that you have to stoop to driking vanilla extract and diet coke? Nobody liked the drink when Coke tried to market it ten years ago. Here is the story of a loser that stooped that low. &#160;Kelly Moss of Germantown, Tennessee was found slumped in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can you imagine being so hard up to get drunk that you have to stoop to driking vanilla extract and diet coke? Nobody liked the drink when Coke tried to market it ten years ago. Here is the story of a loser that stooped that low.</p>
<p>&nbsp;Kelly Moss of Germantown, Tennessee was found slumped in her car which was parked near a school. She was unable to walk and talk and refused to take a roadside sobriety test.</p>
<p>&quot;An officer noticed partially empty bottles of vanilla extract, labeled as 35 percent alcohol by volume, and Diet Coke in the front seat, and they said they smelled a strong vanilla odor on the woman&#39;s breath. A grocery receipt found in the vehicle listed two 8-ounce bottles of vanilla extract, purchased Wednesday.&quot;</p>
<p><img src="http://media.commercialappeal.com/media/img/photos/2010/07/01/vanilla-dui_t160.jpg" border="0" /></p>
<p> <a href="http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2010/jul/01/police-germantown-woman-drove-drunk-vanilla/" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
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		<title>Neil Simpson Sentencing Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is&#160;one you just have to watch. It is the video of the sentencing of convicted murder Neil Simpson. After spitting on the jury the judge made him wear a lovely hat made out of mosquito netting and a diaper. It gets stranger than that. Neil doesn&#39;t want to spend the rest of his life [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is&nbsp;one you just have to watch. It is the video of the sentencing of convicted murder Neil Simpson. After spitting on the jury the judge made him wear a lovely hat made out of mosquito netting and a diaper. It gets stranger than that.</p>
<p> Neil doesn&#39;t want to spend the rest of his life in prison so he is asking the judge for a death sentence. He has a couple of lovely ideas how he should be terminated. I would probably pay to see either one of them if they sold tickets for charity. It might be cheaper and more fun than going to concert or ball game.</p>
<p> &quot;I have two ways that I prefer to be murdered, one is to be crucified in front of the courthouse for all to see it, for all the convicts throughout the world, and the other way would be to be stoned to death by the victim&#39;s family, to be make them feel better,&quot; said Simpson.</p>
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<p> <a href="http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/murderer-appears-in-court-wearing-diaper-on-face-after-spitting-on-jury-070110" target="_blank">Source</a></p>
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