Imagine if they did? It would be hard to get a couch out that tiny window. McDonald's had a hard enough time with pizza.

BELL, Calif. (KTLA) — A driver is under arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence after crashing into a furniture store in Bell.

The accident happened around 10:30 Sunday night near the intersection of Gage and Flora avenues.

Police say a suspected drunk driver lost control and crashed a minivan into a furniture store just after it had closed.

She said her husband had to hold down the driver, who was trying to run away, until police arrived.

The driver was arrested. He was reportedly taken to a hosptial to be treated for minor injuries.

No one was hurt in the crash.

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Meet Sheila Lederer, a legite candidate for mother of the year. You have to love a dedicated mom cracked on Xanax, yelling at trees and bushed, yelling at the mailbox and calling her kids by the wrong name for a week. Sheila did give them the luxury of living in a feces invested house. She's a beauty, this one.

WELLINGTON — A 32-year-old woman was charged Wednesday for a July incident in which she allegedly asked sheriff's deputies to arrest her mailbox while high on Xanax, a probable cause affidavit says.

Sheila Lederer, of Wellington, was arrested on two counts of child neglect. She was released from jail early this morning after posting $6,000 bond, records show.

According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's probable cause affidavit, deputies went to Lederer's house to conduct a welfare check on July 7. Before they arrived, Lederer called 911 saying there was someone hiding in her bushes.

When the deputy arrived at her house, Lederer was screaming at a tree and said, "Get out of here," the affidavit says. She told the deputy she was talking to the tree and the deputy told her, "the tree was unable to talk and that the tree was not a person."

Lederer then told the deputy to arrest her mailbox and tried to climb a bush while yelling that someone was sitting in the bushes spying on her. She then told the deputy she had taken the prescription drug, Xanax.

Before Lederer was transported, she told the deputy no one else was in her house. But the deputy noticed some children's toys inside. He found a 15-year-old and a 1-year-old lying in bed. One of the children said that Lederer had been calling her the wrong name the whole week, and knew she had a drug problem.

The deputy smelled urine and saw feces, old food, ants, and roaches in the house, the affidavit says.

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Whatever you do try not to think about Michael Selleneit and dear lord make damn sure you don't think about his wife. If you do you might end up like his neighbor Tony Pierce, shot. Tony ended up on the other side of  Michael Selleneit's gun for telepathically threatening him and telepathically raping his wife on several occaisions. Of course there is no proof this ever happened. Go figure. I'm trying not think about it.

The neighbor, Tony Pierce, 41, remained in a battle for his life Monday.

The bullet that entered his back hit several vital organs, including the sac around his heart. His spleen was removed in surgery, said Lt. Paul Child of the Centerville Police Department.

Police arrested Michael Selleneit, 53, who was charged Monday with felony counts of attempted murder and unlawful weapon possession. The attempted murder charge carries the possibility of up to life in prison.

According to a probable cause statement filed with the Davis County jail, Selleneit told detectives he shot Pierce in self-defense with intent to kill him. Selleneit claimed Pierce had been "telepathically threatening" to kill Selleneit and his wife.

"Selleneit also claimed that Pierce had telepathically raped his wife on many occasions," police wrote in the statement.

Police emphasized again on Monday that Selleneit had been making such accusations for years and there was no validity to them.

"Centerville Police has never found any evidence to indicate that these allegations were true," Childs said.

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You may recall last May when I featured a story about Batman (Batman Has Let Himself Go) getting pinched for hanging from a local business and having a few assorted weapons on hand. Batman just got probation and is no longer allowed to wear costumes any longer. Looks like somebody else will have to answer the bat signal when Commissioner Gordon calls.

(CBS/AP) PETOSKEY, Mich. – Mark Williams, a man who was arrested after being spotted atop a building while wearing a Batman costume, was sentenced Monday to six months of probation, according to a report.

In addition, a judge told the 32-year-old Williams he's not allowed to wear costumes – including the Batman one he was wearing when Petoskey police picked him up in May, the Petoskey News-Review reports.

The Harbor Springs man earlier pleaded guilty to attempted resisting/obstructing an officer.

Williams said he was inspired by others who dress as super heroes to prevent crime and reach out to the homeless.

Officers in Petoskey, about 225 miles northwest of Detroit, also confiscated a baton-like weapon and a can of chemical irritant spray. Williams says he didn't intend to use them.

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This one happened in 2006 and prosecutors have just cut a deal with Phillip Winikoff but I couldn't resist the headline. It seems fitting. The Florida man thought that it would be the perfect time to cop a few feels since the Women's Breast Health Initiative was going door to door to educate women on breast cancer. He grabbed his little black bag and went door to door to educate women on being molested by a creepy old man.

Florida – An 81-year-old Florida man busted for performing fake breast exams on two women has struck a deal with prosecutors that saves him from a 45-year prison sentence.

Phillip Winikoff was arrested in 2006 for pretending to be a doctor at an apartment complex in Lauderdale Lakes, according to a police report.

He was slapped with multiple charges, including sexual battery, as well as practicing medicine without a license, the report said.

Winikoff's lawyers told a Broward County judge on Tuesday that he had reached a deal with prosecutors, The Sun Sentinel reported.

The specifics of the deal have not been disclosed, but if convicted in trial, he would likely have spent the rest of his life in prison.

Winikoff used a little black doctor's bag to carry out his illicit ruse, according to police.

He conned his way into the first victim's apartment, a 36-year-old woman, then once inside the residence "touched the victim's breast," according to the report. The woman realized something was wrong when he moved his hand down into her pants and fondled her.

He "fled the scene," police said, but found at least one more victim and did the same to her before being arrested.

Winikoff's alleged con happened at around the same time an organization called the Women's Breast Health Initiative started going door to door offering information on breast cancer and free mammograms.