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Sleep Well Tonight Florida

Barely Hanging On — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 01:42:52 +0000

Yes sleep well Florida, the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office has you safe and sound. Thank god they have this 89 year old criminal mastermind off the streets and behind bars. I hope she gets send up the river with general population. She needs to do a hard stretch before she hurts somebody.

Obnoxious Drunk Paid $20 to Get Off Chicago Bus

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:27:22 +0000

I love the title of this youtube video: "typical day on the cta". Props to the man that ponied up the $20 to get this jerk off of the bus. Probably the first non-government money he's ever pocketed. Although I can't tell from video if he ever got the money or not. The more I watch it I think not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4u2_LW2OIY

Woman Eats Too Much: Calls 911

Barely Hanging On — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 15:02:46 +0000

Alchol was a factor, go figure. I ate to much at Christmas dinner as well and my first thought was to lay down. Mary Ellen Lisee on the other hand thought she would call 911. Oh, the story is from Florida if you hadn't guessed already.

A woman was jailed after calling police to tell them: 'I ate too much.'

Mary Ellen Lisee made the bizarre call from her motel room to emergency dispatchers before abruptly hanging up.

Officers sent to the Traveler's Inn motel in Fort Pierce, Florida, found the 45-year-old woman in one of the rooms.

She told officers she had dialed 911 because she 'ate too much food'.

The woman's boyfriend told police he was leaving to get some peace and quiet because she was 'talking too much.'

Officers said they smelled alcohol on her Lisee's breath and wrote in their arrest report that she appeared to be drunk.

They said when she left the hotel room she was yelling, 'Are you surprised? Are you surprised?'

When officers asked her to write a statement, she wrote: “My name is Mary Ellen Lisee. I have beaten, I believe in God, and He forgives me. I may joke, but I do not do crack. I will not for as long as I live.”

Officers asked Lisee to swear to the statement and when she refused arrested her on charges of misuse of 911 and disorderly conduct.

Teacher Freaks Out at McDonalds Drive-Thru

Barely Hanging On — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 01:47:28 +0000

As if school isn't scary enough when you are a kid let alone having this as your sixth grade geography teacher. I tell you one thing, I would be missing lots of geography classes. Simone Paolercio from Lakeland, Fl lost it at a McDonald's drive-thru this past weekend when she wasn't happy with her hash browns. A connoisseur I suppose. Watch the video and you can see her throwing a small pile of food back through the window at the store manager. She was eventually charged with battery and released.

Ching and Chong Go Out to Eat

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 11:24:14 +0000

A waitress at a Chick-fil-A in Southern California was fired this week after writing this on the receipts of two Asian customers instead of just taking their real names. The story went high into the blogosphere after a friend posted the image online.

Maybe the two of the were just really stoned and the name kind of made sense at the time. Who knows what was going through that girls head.

When I saw the picture I had to wonder why nobody picked up on why the restaurant was severing Fanta Orange? We haven't seen that around here since the 70's.

Mall Santa Gets His Beard Stuck in Rope

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 11:23:02 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Qg39Fvg1c

Oh the humanity. Santa embarrassed when beard and hair got stuck in rope while repelling into Palm Beach Gardens Mall. He had to rip his beard off to free himself. I imagine the children were scared for life.

Heather Raybon The Faces of Meth

Barely Hanging On — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 08:58:17 +0000

Meet Heather Raybon. She loves her meth so much that it didn't bother her any when she blew up her face in 2004, she just kept on cooking. Police recently raided a trailer she was in and found found 13 grams of meth powder, 32 grams of meth oil and an active 'one pot' meth lab.

Read the entire story at the: Source

Woman Ask For Beat Down at McDonalds and Gets It

Barely Hanging On — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 20:30:37 +0000

Greenwich Village, NY — How many beat down at McDonalds stories have you read in your lifetime? Well here's another. Watch the video below. Two motor mouths begin to verbally harrass and then slap a McDonalds employee, the one calls him a pussy and asks what he is going to do about it. After they hop the counter and go after him they find out exactly what he is going to do about it.

What Denise Darbeau and Rachel Edwards didn't know was that they asked for a beating from Rayon McIntosh who just served 10 years in prison in the shooting death of a 17 year old. Maybe when Dumb and Dumber get out the hospital they will think twice about attacking a person just trying to earn a living. Probably not, dumb rarely ever gets smarter. Personally I would love to see their rap sheets.

It’s a Weenie Roast

Barely Hanging On — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 19:02:37 +0000

Summer is over and the days of grilling are behind us but for one man in Seattle there was just enough time left for one last weenie roast. Literally. I can think of better things to do with my weenie. If you want to read some more stories about people doing stupid naked things in public visit my sister site Public Wrongness. I have been collecting some interesting stories for a few months now.

SEATTLE— You know this had to hurt: A man in Prefontaine Place Park was found by police and firefighters straddling a fire he had set in an abandoned fountain.

According to police, the man was wearing "crotchless chaps-style spandex with his genitals and buttocks showing," Seattle's Publicola reports.

When police and firefighters arrived at the park, located at Third Avenue and Yesler Way, about 12:30 a.m. Wednesday, they found the man letting the flames touch his genitals and buttocks, a park department spokeswoman said.

The man told an officer that he was having a "weenie roast" as he gyrated over the flame.

Source

Two Mothers of the Year

Barely Hanging On — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 18:55:42 +0000

This one out of Indy. Brandy Mills and Teresa Mendenhall won't be winning any mother of the year awards any time soon. Apparently they each drove their teen daughters to a local park so they could beat the crap out of each other. Guess what? It's all captured on film.