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Super Fart Spray at Walmart

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 01:13:54 +0000

When I read this story I was shocked when I went to Walmart's website and couldn't find the spray for sale. I mean, they sell everything right?

The South Kitsap Wal-Mart was evacuated Sunday after a 51-year-old Belfair man allegedly dumped “Stink Bombs” liquid and sprayed “Super Fart Spray” inside the store. South Kitsap Fire & Rescue crews were sent to the store at about 12:40 p.m. Sunday for a reported hazardous-material incident. A man was reportedly throwing onto the floor a liquid that was creating a severe smell and causing headaches.

The man admitted dumping liquid onto the floor that made people nauseated. He said there were more bottles of the liquid in his glove compartment.

Deputies found bottles labeled “Stink Bombs,” which included a warning that the liquid is an irritant containing ammonium sulfide. He also handed the deputy a can called “Super Fart Spray,” which he said he also sprayed.

The man said he did it because he thought it would be funny.

If you want to be funny too you can find it at Amazon.

Public Masturbation at Walmart

Barely Hanging On — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:12:10 +0000

What else can you get at Walmart other than low low low prices? How about a creepy 82 year old man rubbing up against you in the check out line and preforming a little public masturbation? Hector Castro, 82 from Secaucus New Jersey was charged for rubbing up against women and masturbating through his clothing. Some reports I read said he was doing it outside the store while other said he was doing it in the check out line. Either way, I am sure it wasn't advertised in their weekly flyer. Cops have asked to get the security video. I wonder if we will ever see it?

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People of Walmart

Barely Hanging On — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:02:07 +0000

My buddy just sent this one over to me. If you have read this blog then you know I love checking out the people at walmart. Last time I was there I counted enough camo hats and fanny packs to choke a nascar fan. The website People of Walmart has some cute pictures. I love those special ladies in belly shirts that have no business being in a belly shirt.

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Man Drives Car into Walmart

Barely Hanging On — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:34:57 +0000

The last time I was at Walmart I didn't get anything as near exciting. Camo hunting hats and shirts, fanny packs, nascar jackets and tats. You usual stuff. Shoppers at this Worth Forth Walmart got a little more than what they were shopping for.

They reported seeing man doing donuts and driving like a crazed man in the parking lot before he crashed through the doors front glass doors. He then ran into the parking lot and jumped into the back of a pickup truck trying to get away. The driver of that truck thought he was being car jacked and swerved trying to knock him out of the back. It didn't work. He instead crashed into four cars in the parking lot. It must have been quite a scene.

The original crasher was taken away, suspectd of being drunk. Do you think?

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Hooters Girls Beat Up Creepy Pervert

Barely Hanging On — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:08:30 +0000

Here is one creep that got stopped before he got a chance to hurt anybody. Police said Christopher Childers, 40, saw the two 19-year-old Hooters girls walk into a Wal-Mart to do some shopping. While they were in the store, Childers allegedly got into their car. Police said Childers found pictures of the girls in their uniforms which he placed in his truck. He then got back into the girls’ car to wait for them, police said.

The girls called 911 and with the help of Walmart employees trapped the pervert in the car until police arrived. He thought the girls looked "easy" since his girlfriend wasn't putting out. Maybe she wasn't into being duct tapped, tied up and buried somewhere. Not that he had that in the plans but who knows what a person hiding in your car is capable of. What a creep. He was only charged with felony entering a vehicle. I think he went a little farther than that.

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Walmart Bingo

Barely Hanging On — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 06:20:54 +0000

We have a relatively new Walmart in our home town. New being in the last 3 years. Up until a week or two ago I had never stepped foot into the store. I made the venture on a Saturday afternoon to buy a PS3 that they had advertised but never had any intention of selling. They were offering a PS3 with 3 games and 5 Blue Rays and went I got there the teenager said they had none in the store, never had any in the store, none in the warehouse and none planned to come in. Ever. That was my first and last time shopping at Walmart. I would rather pay more then drive to a store that advertises products they don't have.

What I did enjoy though was watching the entire families dressed in Nascar clothes. Even if you are going to dress in Nascar clothes, why would you wear a Home Depot Nascar coat and hat? Have you ever seen anything more hideous? If you want to go deer hunting or are walking on a highway at night so drivers can see you from 10 miles away then perfect. Shopping in public with a pleather bright orange jacket and high rider hat, bad idea. The trip from perspective was cheaper and better than going to the circus. In honour of that I give you Walmart Bingo. Out of the 25 I saw about 12 and I was in the store for roughly 15 minutes.

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