Tags: Stupid People
, weenie roast
Summer is over and the days of grilling are behind us but for one man in Seattle there was just enough time left for one last weenie roast. Literally. I can think of better things to do with my weenie. If you want to read some more stories about people doing stupid naked things in public visit my sister site Public Wrongness
. I have been collecting some interesting stories for a few months now.
SEATTLE— You know this had to hurt: A man in Prefontaine Place Park was found by police and firefighters straddling a fire he had set in an abandoned fountain.
According to police, the man was wearing "crotchless chaps-style spandex with his genitals and buttocks showing," Seattle's Publicola reports.
When police and firefighters arrived at the park, located at Third Avenue and Yesler Way, about 12:30 a.m. Wednesday, they found the man letting the flames touch his genitals and buttocks, a park department spokeswoman said.
The man told an officer that he was having a "weenie roast" as he gyrated over the flame.