It must have been a horrifying event for 50-year-old Keith Rasmussen of Madison, Wis. First, he gets thrown out of the VIP area in a strip club for vomiting all over the place. And then on the way to drive home in his SUV he is taken hostage by 'Martians' who slammed his suv into the front of the building.
When police pulled up to Rasmussen's vehicle, an officer asked him how he was doing. Rasmussen replied, "Not good," but he had "seen some nice strippers."
Rasmussen denied driving the SUV and claimed he arrived at the location thanks to help from "Martians."
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