Archive for June, 2017

Satan Delivers Human Goat to South African Village

Sunday, June 25th, 2017 | Offbeat and Weird with Comments Off on Satan Delivers Human Goat to South African Village

Satan himself has delivered a human goat hybrid to a South African village. At least that’s what the villagers think. Stories about villages in South African are the best. There is some truth to the story. A deformed stillborn goat was born that had some resemblance to a human being. That part has been confirmed as true and the photo was all over social media. Authorities  believe the goat was infected with the Rift Valley Fever (RVF) which is spread by mosquitoes. Villagers believe it was Satan who orchestrated some kind of man on goat action to punish them and won’t be happy until the incarnation is burned. We are taking the side of the villagers on this one. Who believes in mosquito born illness anyways in this day and age.

German Customs Wages War on Fidget Spinners

Saturday, June 17th, 2017 | Offbeat and Weird with Comments Off on German Customs Wages War on Fidget Spinners

We haven’t been exposed to fidget spinners the way most people have with kids or those that toil in educational institutions but we can certainly see how they could drive a person crazy. There must be a big sigh of relief from teachers and parents all over Germany. The Frankfurt airport customs department has confiscated more than 35 metric tons of fidget spinners and plans on crushing them into another existence.

You will be surprised that the shipments came from China. German officials have determined that small bits of material could fall off of the fidget spinners and pose a hazard to small children. They were also concerned that there was no instructions and accompanying information from the manufacturer.

The photo below are not the fidget spinners in question. The photo is just used for illustrative purposes in case you have been vacationing on Mars for the past year.