Lauren Boebert Is So Dumb

Keeping track of all of the stupid things Lauren Boebert says can be quite a task. Every time this hypocrite opens her mouth it’s like looking into a vortex of idiocy. #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb trends every other day on Twitter. Boebert, a member of congress with her GED and a self proclaimed halfwit is great entertainment. Behold the collection of stupid things Lauren Boebert says.

Boebert Speaks About the Importance of Her Purse

Not sure whey Boebert wants to put freedom in her purse but okay. Maybe she wants to keep it all to herself.


Boebert Makes Up Her Own Words

Boebert doesn’t need a dictionary. She just makes up her own words and here enlies the problem.

Boebert Unsure What State She Represents

Half-wit Lauren Boebert, who has spelled her own name wrong in the past is having trouble remembering what state she represents. Boebert’s campaign turned in a report this week to the Federal Election Commission (FEC) that listed the state she represents as Utah and not Colorado.

“I’ve never seen a candidate misidentify the state they are seeking to represent on an FEC report,” said Brett Kappel, an attorney specializing in campaign finance at Harmon, Curran, Spielberg & Eisenberg.

Yup, she’s just that dumb.


Lauren Boebert Spells Her Own Name Wrong

Have you ever spelled your own name wrong? Not in my lifetime have I ever spelled my own name wrong. Lauren Boebert can’t say the same. Here is one of her famous social media posts in which she spells her own name wrong. Wow.

Lauren Boebert

My pronoun is Patriot

Lauren, who is rumored to fail her GED twice doesn’t know what a pronoun is. In this tweet Boebert states her pronoun is “patriot”. The problem is that patriot is not a pronoun. Patriot is a noun, something every grade school child could probably tell you. She took a beating on twitter but she’s used to taking a beating.

Lauren Boebert Calls to “Imeach” Biden

We have to assume at this point that Boebert herself is running her own social media accounts. There can’t be two halfwits of this magnitude in her inner circle. This one she puts out a news article calling to “Imeach” Biden. Basic English skills are obviously not her strong point.

Lauren Boebert Imeach

Samuel Adams or John Adams?

This slip must have rattled Boebert because she actually deleted the tweet and said nothing about it. A history major she is not. She mixed up Boston bar owner Sam Adams with John Adams. What’s next, posting Sam Malone quotes from Cheers and attributing them to George Washington?

Boebert Backs the Taliban

Another epic fail at owning the democrats. Boebert expressed her love and admiration for the Taliban. No better way then showing your political foes up then by siding with a group of terrorists. Maybe it makes sense since Boebert did incite and support the terrorist attack on the Capital on Jan. 6. Terrorists of a feather terror together.

Boebert Taliban

Boebert and Grammar 

Another day of #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb trending and the poor thing can’t help herself. Lauren must have skipped through the grammar portion of her GED exam.

My staff and me, not I.

Boebert the Scientist

Boebert apparently now a scientist. She must have learned a lot by failing her GED exam a few times. She offers advice to her Christian Taliban followers on how to beat the rona. You shouldn’t take medical advice from somebody that could barely graduate McDonalds High School.

Boebert Delta

Lauren Boebert is so dumb…..

The hashtag #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb was an epic twitter trend and that couldn’t even stop her from jumping all over herself. Boebert thought it was an opp to grift money from the American Taliban but others saw it differently. When the internet is calling you stupid, who jumps on board to prove their point? Lauren Boebert, that’s who.

Boebert is so dumb

Boebert Gets Confused by Terms of Service

This one is self explanatory, to people with an IQ over 80. We will just leave this one here.

free speech

Boebert Home Schools

What is truly frightening is that Boebert home schools her children. Let that sink in.

That’s it for now. We will add more as we get time. Going through her twitter account is giving us a headache. No fear she was triggered on an airplane today so there will be sure more to come. Check back for updates.

Remember she leads of party of family and Christian values. Not sure where those values were when her husband Jayson was exposing himself sexually to a group of teenage girls at the local bowling alley.

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Monica Loses a Friend to the Pandemic

We aren’t going to make light of this. It’s sad news. It also demonstrates how the delusional have and are still putting peoples lives are risk. It sounds like Monica has learned the hard way that the recent pandemic is a little more bothersome than a common cold.

We have spent most of our lives trying to avoid idiots.

How hard is it to stay indoors for a few weeks so we can all live a lifetime.

Monica Looses a Friend to the Pandemic

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Thanks to Trump The Hospitals Aren’t Overrun with Bodies

Another clueless twitter trump supporter. Trapt, a band nobody really remembers has some epic bullshit material on their twitter account if you are looking for a good laugh. On the other hand if you are a complete xenophobic racist like your president you might find their account full of “facts” that will fully justify your hatred.

Here are a few links that detail the meltdown of stupid people. Don’t take your cues from d list celebrities and I don’t even think these ones could in anyway be considered celebrities.

In a Time of Crisis, a Panicked Nation Comes Together to Watch Nu-Metal Band Trapt Melt Down on Twitter

The Rock + Metal World Has United to Destroy Trapt

Thanks to Trump The Hospitals Aren't Overrun with Bodies

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Trump Under Estimates COVID-19

This is taken straight from Trump’s twitter account. If you are wondering if it’s made up for not here is the link to; Trump Under Estimates COVID-19. There are some real gems in the replies from your typical twitter users that fancy themselves scientists or doctors. All of which they are not. As a few of the latest replies state, this one aged like milk.

Trump COVID-19

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Machete Wielding Amputee Clown Arrested

The stuff that nightmares are made of. A machete wielding drunken amputee clown walking down the street. This cutie went our for a stroll in Hollis, Maine. The accused was wearing a black hoodie, clown mask with a machete taped to his amputee arm.  The 31-year-old Corey Berry, of Hollis, was arrested Tuesday and charged with criminal threatening. He stated that he was just copying clown pranks.  He posted bail.

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Man Beheads Sister for Cash

Nope it’s not a story from Florida but from the other Florida. Africa.  Zimbabwe to be exact which gives Florida a good run for odd and tragic news stories.

It’s alleged that a 22 year old man beheaded his sister in a plot to sell her head to a local business man for $4,000. Samuel Mashonga was arrested and stated to police offered him $4,000 for the head which he intended to use for ritual purposes.  The suspect stated that he planned on buying a car with the cash. Seems legit.

The suspect wasn’t really a suspect until he started acting strange and yelling about being accused of the murder when he really wasn’t. Further investigation found blood soaked clothes and he could not account for the blood, who could really?

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Woman 20 arrested for relationship with 14-year-old boy

A 20 year old female college student from Surf City, North Carolina is in hot water after allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 14 year old boy. She allegedly met the 14 year old boy through a co-worker at a bar she worked at. The bar is reported as  JM’s Place in Surf City, North Carolina. She was reported as having sex with the boy when the boys mother found out and reported it to the police.

Taylor Ashton Moseley has turned herself into police and face charges of indecent liberties with a child, statutory rape 13, 14, or 15 years old, and statutory sex offense with a child. She was placed under a $225,000 bond.

If you are in college why wouldn’t you be trolling low or middle schools looking for dates? Make sense? Wait, no it doesn’t.

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Satan Delivers Human Goat to South African Village

Satan himself has delivered a human goat hybrid to a South African village. At least that’s what the villagers think. Stories about villages in South African are the best. There is some truth to the story. A deformed stillborn goat was born that had some resemblance to a human being. That part has been confirmed as true and the photo was all over social media. Authorities  believe the goat was infected with the Rift Valley Fever (RVF) which is spread by mosquitoes. Villagers believe it was Satan who orchestrated some kind of man on goat action to punish them and won’t be happy until the incarnation is burned. We are taking the side of the villagers on this one. Who believes in mosquito born illness anyways in this day and age.

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German Customs Wages War on Fidget Spinners

We haven’t been exposed to fidget spinners the way most people have with kids or those that toil in educational institutions but we can certainly see how they could drive a person crazy. There must be a big sigh of relief from teachers and parents all over Germany. The Frankfurt airport customs department has confiscated more than 35 metric tons of fidget spinners and plans on crushing them into another existence.

You will be surprised that the shipments came from China. German officials have determined that small bits of material could fall off of the fidget spinners and pose a hazard to small children. They were also concerned that there was no instructions and accompanying information from the manufacturer.

The photo below are not the fidget spinners in question. The photo is just used for illustrative purposes in case you have been vacationing on Mars for the past year.

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Top Noise Cancelling Headphones

Are you looking for top noise cancelling headphones? The Hyperx Cloud 2 has received at least one glowing review on Amazon. When you want  to truly cancel out all background noise these seem to have you covered. Good enough to block out a home invasion and stabbing in an apartment above the reviewer. What more cab you ask for in noise cancelling technology. Lets hope the reviewers building doesn’t burn to the ground. He might not never hear it.

Noise Cancelling Headphones

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