Alchol was a factor, go figure. I ate to much at Christmas dinner as well and my first thought was to lay down. Mary Ellen Lisee on the other hand thought she would call 911. Oh, the story is from Florida if you hadn't guessed already.
A woman was jailed after calling police to tell them: 'I ate too much.'
Mary Ellen Lisee made the bizarre call from her motel room to emergency dispatchers before abruptly hanging up.
Officers sent to the Traveler's Inn motel in Fort Pierce, Florida, found the 45-year-old woman in one of the rooms.
She told officers she had dialed 911 because she 'ate too much food'.
The woman's boyfriend told police he was leaving to get some peace and quiet because she was 'talking too much.'
Officers said they smelled alcohol on her Lisee's breath and wrote in their arrest report that she appeared to be drunk.
They said when she left the hotel room she was yelling, 'Are you surprised? Are you surprised?'
When officers asked her to write a statement, she wrote: “My name is Mary Ellen Lisee. I have beaten, I believe in God, and He forgives me. I may joke, but I do not do crack. I will not for as long as I live.”
Officers asked Lisee to swear to the statement and when she refused arrested her on charges of misuse of 911 and disorderly conduct.

As if school isn't scary enough when you are a kid let alone having this as your sixth grade geography teacher. I tell you one thing, I would be missing lots of geography classes. Simone Paolercio from Lakeland, Fl lost it at a McDonald's drive-thru this past weekend when she wasn't happy with her hash browns. A connoisseur I suppose. Watch the video and you can see her throwing a small pile of food back through the window at the store manager. She was eventually charged with battery and released.





