Machete Wielding Amputee Clown Arrested

Wednesday, July 26th, 2017 | Stupid People with Comments Off on Machete Wielding Amputee Clown Arrested
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The stuff that nightmares are made of. A machete wielding drunken amputee clown walking down the street. This cutie went our for a stroll in Hollis, Maine. The accused was wearing a black hoodie, clown mask with a machete taped to his amputee arm.  The 31-year-old Corey Berry, of Hollis, was arrested Tuesday and charged with criminal threatening. He stated that he was just copying clown pranks.  He posted bail.

Man Beheads Sister for Cash

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017 | Stupid People with Comments Off on Man Beheads Sister for Cash
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Nope it’s not a story from Florida but from the other Florida. Africa.  Zimbabwe to be exact which gives Florida a good run for odd and tragic news stories.

It’s alleged that a 22 year old man beheaded his sister in a plot to sell her head to a local business man for $4,000. Samuel Mashonga was arrested and stated to police offered him $4,000 for the head which he intended to use for ritual purposes.  The suspect stated that he planned on buying a car with the cash. Seems legit.

The suspect wasn’t really a suspect until he started acting strange and yelling about being accused of the murder when he really wasn’t. Further investigation found blood soaked clothes and he could not account for the blood, who could really?

Woman 20 arrested for relationship with 14-year-old boy

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017 | Stupid People with Comments Off on Woman 20 arrested for relationship with 14-year-old boy
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A 20 year old female college student from Surf City, North Carolina is in hot water after allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 14 year old boy. She allegedly met the 14 year old boy through a co-worker at a bar she worked at. The bar is reported as  JM’s Place in Surf City, North Carolina. She was reported as having sex with the boy when the boys mother found out and reported it to the police.

Taylor Ashton Moseley has turned herself into police and face charges of indecent liberties with a child, statutory rape 13, 14, or 15 years old, and statutory sex offense with a child. She was placed under a $225,000 bond.

If you are in college why wouldn’t you be trolling low or middle schools looking for dates? Make sense? Wait, no it doesn’t.

Satan Delivers Human Goat to South African Village

Sunday, June 25th, 2017 | Offbeat and Weird with Comments Off on Satan Delivers Human Goat to South African Village
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Satan himself has delivered a human goat hybrid to a South African village. At least that’s what the villagers think. Stories about villages in South African are the best. There is some truth to the story. A deformed stillborn goat was born that had some resemblance to a human being. That part has been confirmed as true and the photo was all over social media. Authorities  believe the goat was infected with the Rift Valley Fever (RVF) which is spread by mosquitoes. Villagers believe it was Satan who orchestrated some kind of man on goat action to punish them and won’t be happy until the incarnation is burned. We are taking the side of the villagers on this one. Who believes in mosquito born illness anyways in this day and age.

German Customs Wages War on Fidget Spinners

Saturday, June 17th, 2017 | Offbeat and Weird with Comments Off on German Customs Wages War on Fidget Spinners
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We haven’t been exposed to fidget spinners the way most people have with kids or those that toil in educational institutions but we can certainly see how they could drive a person crazy. There must be a big sigh of relief from teachers and parents all over Germany. The Frankfurt airport customs department has confiscated more than 35 metric tons of fidget spinners and plans on crushing them into another existence.

You will be surprised that the shipments came from China. German officials have determined that small bits of material could fall off of the fidget spinners and pose a hazard to small children. They were also concerned that there was no instructions and accompanying information from the manufacturer.

The photo below are not the fidget spinners in question. The photo is just used for illustrative purposes in case you have been vacationing on Mars for the past year.

Top Noise Cancelling Headphones

Monday, March 6th, 2017 | Tech Geeks with Comments Off on Top Noise Cancelling Headphones
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Are you looking for top noise cancelling headphones? The Hyperx Cloud 2 has received at least one glowing review on Amazon. When you want  to truly cancel out all background noise these seem to have you covered. Good enough to block out a home invasion and stabbing in an apartment above the reviewer. What more cab you ask for in noise cancelling technology. Lets hope the reviewers building doesn’t burn to the ground. He might not never hear it.

Noise Cancelling Headphones

President of Iceland Would Ban Pineapple Pizza Topping

Monday, February 20th, 2017 | Offbeat and Weird with Comments Off on President of Iceland Would Ban Pineapple Pizza Topping
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There are probably not too many people that would disagree with him. Iceland President  Guðni Th. Jóhannesson told a crowd that he would ban pineapple as a pizza topping if he could. The president was visiting a school where he told the students that if he could pass laws on his own that he would ban pineapple from being a pizza topping.

If you are wondering about Hawaiian Pizza. It appears to be a Canadian thing. Sam Panopoulos claims that he created the first Hawaiian pizza at the Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario, Canada in 1962.  Some people get mixed up and call this a Canadian but a Canadian is pepperoni, bacon and mushroom.

Just as an update. The Pizza Topping War has taken on a new front. We might have to join this fight.

The Pineapple Pizza war took another strange turn over the weekend. Let hope that this gets retired soon.

PLAY Converse Chuck Taylor

Sunday, February 19th, 2017 | Stupid Pictures with Comments Off on PLAY Converse Chuck Taylor
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A big fan of sneakers and have been eyeing up these PLAY Converse Chuck Taylor shoes. Comme Des Garcons is one of the most popular fashion house designers in Japan.  The look is minimalist at best and fans love the bug eyed heart logo. They look great on a pair of Converse Sneakers and these Chuck Taylor’s are sweet.

How to Easily Build a Box Garden

Sunday, February 19th, 2017 | DIY Tips with Comments Off on How to Easily Build a Box Garden
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How to Easily Build a Box Garden

I recently built a box garden from scratch. I was surprised how easy it was to build and trust me I have virtually no skills when it comes to carpentry.  I really didn’t keep a list of how much the items cost. If you are worried about cost you can always price the items out. I shopped at Home Depot for my box garden construction materials.

My box garden is 8 ft long x 4 ft wide. I chose this because it fits into the space on my yard perfectly and you can’t build it too wider of your won’t be able to reach into it to tend to your plants. At 4 ft wide I will be able to reach the middle from either side.

Supplies Needed:

1 – 4x4x12 Fence Post
2 – 2x8x12 Boards
1 – Box of Deck Screws (44 screws used)

Tools Needed:

1. Power Drill
2. Level
3. Square
4. Skill Saw or Table Saw

Building the Box Garden:

A picture says 1,000 words. By looking at the picture below you should be able to see how easy it is to construct your box garden. Cut the Fence Post into even 2 ft pieces. I used left over pieces from another project so that is why mine don’t look even. You want the posts a little longer because you are going to sink them into the ground to give your box garden some stability. Next cut the Boards at 8 ft so you have 4 – 8 ft pieces and 4 – 4 ft pieces.

It’s just as simple as attaching your boards to your 4 corner posts. I used 2 screws on each board. Then attached the two inner posts to make the frame more sturdier and you have good to go. Notice I used smaller pieces on the end as my “outer” piece. Use your level and square tool to make sure everything is square and level (nice sentence).

build your own box garden

With your frame constructed dig out holes for your corner and middle posts so you can firmly attach your box garden to the ground. You want to make sure that’s its level again once you put your posts in the ground. This is what mine looks like.

This is the finished product after filling it up with soil and getting my tomatoes and peppers planted. If you are worried about using treated wood you can build with natural wood. I did much reading about leaching and I am not concerned. It’s a personal choice.


Valentines Day Wisdom

Wednesday, February 15th, 2017 | Stupid Pictures with Comments Off on Valentines Day Wisdom
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If you are other half is busy on Valentines Day we offer this wisdom found on a sign.  Where most wisdom comes from. Don’t worry we don’t think any idiot that would allow themselves to be a side chick or dude would actually come to the realization of what they really are and better themselves. Continue your life of denial believing that they are going to leave that other person for you and you won’t end up on the Investigative Discovery Channel in a double murder suicide episode. Happy Valentines Day and enjoy the flowers you got while other half was away on “Business”.