Last night I had the pleasure of going out and seeing a friends band play at a local pub. Of course I brought my better half with me which meant I was late in getting there. Which of course meant that we got kind of crappy seats for the show. The only table left was off to the side right beside a stack of marshall amps. Well maybe what they say is true about being too loud and being too old. My head has been ringing all day.

I straightened my slice out but now every so often I am pulling the ball to the left. I was looking through google tonight for reasons why when I found this tip. I never really thought of it before but I guess I will give it a shot next week. I figure it can't hurt.

Yup, you read that right.  Ana Isabel Juarez, 30, has been arrested for fleecing her six  year old daughters Girl Scout troop of 6k. She spent it on the important things in life: gas, nails, Nordstroms and Victoria’s Secret. You can read the entire news story at the Source which also indicates that Juarez had an arrest warrant out stemming from a 2001 grand theft embezzlement case in Huntington Park.

If she is found guilty they should let those little girls pelt her in the public square with their Girl Scout cookies and make her pay for them. Remember, just because a woman is office hot doesn't mean she can't be a scumbag too.

Funny how at least one Canadian news source referred to her as being the new sexy. If I had a daughter that released photos of herself all over the internet with some grease balls hand on her ass and she was spread eagle like a shaved porn star I guess I would say she was slutty sexy too. Hilarious, I figure at this point in Canada's exciting media coverage of world events Crosby and Gretzky could unleash a zombie plague on the world and the Canadian press would still call them heroes to the end.

For your viewing pleasure, the Paulina Gretzky tramp-a-thon on Instagram serving nobody but her own ego. Ladies and gentlemen, the first lady of Canada.

 via Manolith

Here is the link to the Canadian website that think she is being sexy. Notice how they cut her spread eagle out of a couple of the pictures. Too much.
Paulina Gretzky Brings the Sexy Back.

I haven't seen too many Jesus sightings recently but they say a picture is worth a thousand words. Sometimes you just know here was there.

My wife and I were at the mall today and I saw a couple of kids playing around with yoyo's. I hadn't seen one in ages. I used to have a pile of them when I was a kid. I remember Coke used to give them away with bottle liners when I was younger. I thought that yoyo's were dead and gone but I was pleasantly surprised. I never really remember being any good with but with today's internet I bet I would have been better.

Think that having a yoyo is no fun or too corny. Think again. They are doing some amazing things with them. Just check out this superstar yoyo.

For all of you grown men that have a man crush on hockey players that you won't admit to in public but seriously deep down inside you know you have unnatural feelings for. The sounds and video mash of the first round of the stanley cup playoffs.

Flying under the radar with a name like Obiwan Kenobi is probably a hard thing to do. Even with the power of jedi mind tricks, which apparently this Obiwan Kenobi does not have.

ROSEVILLE, Calif. (KCRA) — Jedi-mind tricks apparently weren’t enough to keep Obiwan Kenobi out of the Placer County Jail.Roseville police said that over the weekend they arrested a 37-year-old with the same name as the Star Wars character on suspicion of hit-and-run causing injury. Kenobi was also wanted on an unrelated charge of petty theft, authorities said.Kenobi was arrested in connection with a five-vehicle crash that took place March 19 at Fairway and Rosehall drives.Officers said that three vehicles were stopped in the straight-ahead lane of westbound Fairway when another vehicle stopped in the left-turn lane. A fifth vehicle, which was described as a green Toyota, collided with two cars it tried to merge between. The crash set off a chain-reaction, causing two other vehicle to be hit.