It happens to me all the time. Held back because I am too sexy. Not really but it did actually happen to Olivia Sprauer. A teacher in Florida was recently let go because of her career as a bikini model. The former Martin County High School English teacher was hauled into the principals office and told that her teaching time was over. All as a result of her bikini photos being brought to the attention of the principal.  Olivia models under the name Victoria James and has a portfolio on Model Mayhem of mostly bikini photos and poses. This of course didn’t sit right with the Florida school district that has confirmed Olivia is no longer employed with them.

I guess nobody thought to tell principal Alfred Fabrizio or the school board that their whole train wreck of a State exists only because hundreds of thousands of people every year flock to it so they can get into their bathing suits. I don’t think they are booking hotels there to watch drug infused zombies bite the faces of other people. Wait, maybe there are.

Olivia Sprauer

This shirt is so horrible, but it made us giggle and we reckon there are a few of you out there who also enjoy this type of humor. Of course, if we’re going to geek out, this t-shirt is missing other unwilling amputees: Anakin/Darth Vader, Count Dooku, General Grievous, Mace Windu, and a couple of aliens from the Cantina in Mos Eisley. Maybe they’re just late for the support group meeting. Wampa, C-3PO, Luke, and Ponda Baba raising their severed limbs on a t-shirt.

Hands Up Star Wars

For the past couple of years silver bullion has been riding a pretty big high. That has had investors and enthusiasts pretty darn happy. That was until the last few weeks when the bottom fell out of the market. One guy who has to be feeling the pinch is Norrin Radd. The Herald of Galactus. The Silver Surfer. Here is a guy just surfing the cosmos knowing he is worth a million dollars easy. Now, not so much. That has to hurt a guy a little and we reach out to him. Keep your chin up Norrin. Things should bounce back. You just have to hang in there and keep on surfing. Stay the course and you will be fine. Here is a little tribute to show some love.

The Silver Surfer

There are many things that important when you are doing up that cosplay costume.  Having that perfect cleavage is just one of them. With this easy to follow guide you can have massive cosplay cleavage in a matter of minutes. You just need a few things like a copy of extra bras, some makeup and a roll of socks. That’s it. No other big secrets. Of course if you are going to cosplay The Hulk or Aquaman this might not be the guide for you. If you want to see some hand picked Cosplay photos series we have been putting some together at out comic books and superheroes blog.

Massive Cosplay Cleavage Guide

If you search the internet to find a funny office pranks you can find hundreds of funny ideas. The problem with some of those pranks is that most of them will land you in trouble. The last thing anybody needs these days is to lose a job over pulling a prank that somebody will take offence to. Interestingly enough I found a funny prank involving foam packaging material that couldn’t possibly get anybody in trouble. Or could it? You would have to be a pretty big drag if you didn’t see the humour in this.

Foam Packaging  Office Pranks Funny Pictures

This guy has some work to do when he comes in Monday morning. I just can’t imagine where a person would get enough of that packaging to pull this one off. You would have to save it up for months.

He seems to be taking it well. I wonder how he found his phone. Business first.

An entire office filled with packaging material. Awesome!

Brad is Back! This gif is from the hit comedy Workaholics. The bosses brother Brad pull a funny office prank on the guys.

I was reading a post on Reddit about some odd bathroom urinals a member found in the UK. This of course had me looking for more photos of odd public urinals. Of course my search did not disappoint at all. I could be here all day picking out photos.

Folks were awed this week by a farmers field North East of the village of  Catalani in rural Sicily that resembles a bum. Two cheeks to be exact. Here is a snip up close of the cheeky farmers field and below I have linked the spot from Google Maps so you can zoom in and out and have a look for yourself.

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It’s not too often that you get an instructional video from a girl showing other potential stalker girls how to look their creepiest.  Laina Morris does her best and quite convincingly so. It’s all in eyes. Those crazy eyes.  Hey guys, maybe this will serve as a guide on what to avoid next time at last call. Probably not.