My parents were never cool. They never let me drive a car at a high rate of speed on an icy road when I was eight years old. I had a bike, never a car. I don’t know what the big deal is. I encountered a dozen worse drivers in my travels today alone. All of them were older than eight. A couple of them much older.
Who pocket dials these days? Matthew Dollarhide does apparently and when he does he goes big. Pocket dialing 911 and then having a conversation with your bro about drugs is probably not the best idea in the world.
RANGE CITY, Fla. — A conversation about selling prescription pills landed an Orange City tow truck driver in jail after his cellphone pocket-dialed 911 and dispatchers listened in, according to a report.
Authorities said Matthew Dollarhide, 19, was surprised when a Volusia County Sheriff’s deputy pulled him and two coworkers over on Tuesday and asked why they were talking about selling drugs…. Read More
It’s a news story that you wish had photos but I can’t find any and I wore google out searching. Two strippers got into a public cat fight in Juneau but it wasn’t over important things like a man or who was going to get the next line of the dummy dust to put up their nose. It was over a one dollar bill. Tough times in Juneau. One of the dancers being pregnant is just icing on the cake. Stay classy.
JUNEAU – Two dancers at Silk Exotic, 112 E. Oak St., were cited for disorderly conduct Thursday night after getting into a fight on stage over a dollar.
According to a press release from the Dodge County Sheriff’s Department, deputies responded to Silk at 9:30 p.m. Thursday night for a call about a fight. When they arrived, they found that two of the dancers, ages 19 and 23, had gotten into a physical fight on stage over a dollar bill. One of the customers had attempted to give the bill to one of the dancers, but the other took exception because she felt that she had earned that dollar.
The press release states that both women fell to the floor, punching and slapping each other and each pulled out some of the other’s hair. One of the dancers was pregnant. The fight was broken up by other dancers and customers.
I feel bad there is no photo so here is something as close as I could find.
This what happens to people on a plane that can’t behave themselves. This one allegedly occured on a flight from Iceland to New York. The 46 year old passenger became intoxicated and wrestling with other passengers. The flight crew and passengers ended up subduing him with duct tape and zip ties.
A team photo for racism as portrayed by the Chi Omega Girls of Penn State. I always thought that to get into college you would need half a brain in your head. These sonority morons prove that theory wrong. I don’t think anybody can argue that dressing up for a Mexican theme party is wrong but the signs about smoking weed and cutting grass is way over the line.
I was surprised how many idiots were commenting on websites and social media that there was nothing wrong with it. I would like to see the comments if these losers dressed in black face with signs about watermelons and fried chicken or if they dressed up as geisha girls with signs about eating dogs.
Stay classy.
The penguins in my school didn't steal beer. They just wrapped our knuckles with rulers and told us we were going to hell for touching ourselves. The priests on the other hand were the ones hanging around the bars at night. That takes me back. Who knows if this is a nun or not. Could be a disguise. Lets give them the benefit of the doubt.
Want to see the worlds biggest losers? For your entertainment a bunch of little league parents brawling about a kids game. I don't even know what else to say. The video speaks for itself. Loserville. Definitely filed under Stupid People.
In case you are wondering who the grand losers are:
"By the time police separated the crowds and cooler heads prevailed, a fan supporting Northern and another supporting Harris County were each charged with one count each of disorderly conduct in the 7:30 p.m. clash. Charles Davidson, 38, of Midland and Iram King, 36, of Cataula were ordered to appear in Columbus Recorder's Court for a 2 p.m. Aug. 16 hearing."
Probably the grossest thing you are going to read today, maybe even this week. Rest easy, it happened in Florida which makes it almost normal. Almost. The strange part of the story is that he wasn't returning them because the didn't work. He actually resealed the packages to make it look like they were not used. Cheapest or creepiest person you have every heard of? Maybe both.
Jacksonville, FL — A man is arrested for allegedly tampering with laxatives. Jacksonville police say a man had been frequenting a CVS store on San Jose Boulevard for the last few months.
They say he would buy bottles of enema saline laxatives, use them then return them, making the packages look like they were unused.
He has been arrested and, as of now, has not been named by police. The Federal Food and Drug Administration is investigating it as a product tampering case.
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