Yes sleep well Florida, the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office has you safe and sound. Thank god they have this 89 year old criminal mastermind off the streets and behind bars. I hope she gets send up the river with general population. She needs to do a hard stretch before she hurts somebody.
I love the title of this youtube video: "typical day on the cta". Props to the man that ponied up the $20 to get this jerk off of the bus. Probably the first non-government money he's ever pocketed. Although I can't tell from video if he ever got the money or not. The more I watch it I think not.
Alchol was a factor, go figure. I ate to much at Christmas dinner as well and my first thought was to lay down. Mary Ellen Lisee on the other hand thought she would call 911. Oh, the story is from Florida if you hadn't guessed already.
A woman was jailed after calling police to tell them: 'I ate too much.'
Mary Ellen Lisee made the bizarre call from her motel room to emergency dispatchers before abruptly hanging up.
Officers sent to the Traveler's Inn motel in Fort Pierce, Florida, found the 45-year-old woman in one of the rooms.
She told officers she had dialed 911 because she 'ate too much food'.
The woman's boyfriend told police he was leaving to get some peace and quiet because she was 'talking too much.'
Officers said they smelled alcohol on her Lisee's breath and wrote in their arrest report that she appeared to be drunk.
They said when she left the hotel room she was yelling, 'Are you surprised? Are you surprised?'
When officers asked her to write a statement, she wrote: “My name is Mary Ellen Lisee. I have beaten, I believe in God, and He forgives me. I may joke, but I do not do crack. I will not for as long as I live.”
Officers asked Lisee to swear to the statement and when she refused arrested her on charges of misuse of 911 and disorderly conduct.
As if school isn't scary enough when you are a kid let alone having this as your sixth grade geography teacher. I tell you one thing, I would be missing lots of geography classes. Simone Paolercio from Lakeland, Fl lost it at a McDonald's drive-thru this past weekend when she wasn't happy with her hash browns. A connoisseur I suppose. Watch the video and you can see her throwing a small pile of food back through the window at the store manager. She was eventually charged with battery and released.
A waitress at a Chick-fil-A in Southern California was fired this week after writing this on the receipts of two Asian customers instead of just taking their real names. The story went high into the blogosphere after a friend posted the image online.
Maybe the two of the were just really stoned and the name kind of made sense at the time. Who knows what was going through that girls head.
When I saw the picture I had to wonder why nobody picked up on why the restaurant was severing Fanta Orange? We haven't seen that around here since the 70's.
YYZ RUSH
