Machete Wielding Amputee Clown Arrested

Wednesday, July 26th, 2017 | Stupid People with No Comments »

The stuff that nightmares are made of. A machete wielding drunken amputee clown walking down the street. This cutie went our for a stroll in Hollis, Maine. The accused was wearing a black hoodie, clown mask with a machete taped to his amputee arm.  The 31-year-old Corey Berry, of Hollis, was arrested Tuesday and charged with criminal threatening. He stated that he was just copying clown pranks.  He posted bail.

Man Beheads Sister for Cash

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017 | Stupid People with No Comments »

Nope it’s not a story from Florida but from the other Florida. Africa.  Zimbabwe to be exact which gives Florida a good run for odd and tragic news stories.

It’s alleged that a 22 year old man beheaded his sister in a plot to sell her head to a local business man for $4,000. Samuel Mashonga was arrested and stated to police offered him $4,000 for the head which he intended to use for ritual purposes.  The suspect stated that he planned on buying a car with the cash. Seems legit.

The suspect wasn’t really a suspect until he started acting strange and yelling about being accused of the murder when he really wasn’t. Further investigation found blood soaked clothes and he could not account for the blood, who could really?

Woman 20 arrested for relationship with 14-year-old boy

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017 | Stupid People with No Comments »

A 20 year old female college student from Surf City, North Carolina is in hot water after allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 14 year old boy. She allegedly met the 14 year old boy through a co-worker at a bar she worked at. The bar is reported as  JM’s Place in Surf City, North Carolina. She was reported as having sex with the boy when the boys mother found out and reported it to the police.

Taylor Ashton Moseley has turned herself into police and face charges of indecent liberties with a child, statutory rape 13, 14, or 15 years old, and statutory sex offense with a child. She was placed under a $225,000 bond.

If you are in college why wouldn’t you be trolling low or middle schools looking for dates? Make sense? Wait, no it doesn’t.

Mediocre Spaghetti Dinner Causes Police Standoff

Saturday, February 11th, 2017 | Stupid People with Comments Off on Mediocre Spaghetti Dinner Causes Police Standoff

One thing I have learned in life is that when my wife takes time to make dinner for me I compliment it like it was greatest meal I have ever had in my life. Why would I say anything less and risk having to make my own dinner in the future? Jason Martin of Merrimack, NH should have taken this advice. Odds are he won’t be such a food critic in the future.

His girlfriend Jodi Ecklund made him a spaghetti dinner and asked his opinion on the meal and Jason thought it was just okay. Bad mistake. She didn’t take the criticism overly well and began to punch, and scratch. Jason did do one thing right and that get the hell out of there but Jodi decided to barricade herself in the apartment along with a couple of firearms.

Police arrived on the scene and although it’s not reported if they sampled her spaghetti or not they got about the same treatment as Jason. She offered to shoot them and told them they could enter the apartment because she had the safety off on the guns.

The stand off lasted a few hours before police gained access into the apartment. This Celebrity Chef ended up cooking up a few felonies and misdemeanors.

Teen Kills Himself Takie Selfie With Gun

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2015 | Stupid People with Comments Off on Teen Kills Himself Takie Selfie With Gun

Another life snuffed out via taking a selfie with a loaded gun. We posted about this awhile back how todays brilliant youth are dying from taking selfies and some of them doing it with loaded guns pointed to their head.  This time around a 19 year old from Houston shot himself in the throat while taking a selfie with a gun. Deleon Alonso Smith  as the victim. His cousin who was in the other room at the time said that they found the gun earlier in the day.

Milwaukee Woman Calls Cops on Bonanza

Monday, July 20th, 2015 | Stupid People with Comments Off on Milwaukee Woman Calls Cops on Bonanza

This gem was making a few rounds on the net today. A woman apparently believed her guest was being held hostage in her apartment and called 911. When police arrived they found that her guest was only watching Bonanza on tv with the volume turned up very loud. I can’t imagine what it would take to convince me that Lorne Greene, Hoss and Little Joe had holed up in my living room but she must have been convinced. I couldn’t find a source so maybe it’s just made up, who knows.

 

Los Angeles Police looking for “reverse” driver

Sunday, July 12th, 2015 | Stupid People with Comments Off on Los Angeles Police looking for “reverse” driver

If you were recently driving your Audi down Laurel Canyon Boulevard in reverse, police wan to talk to you. The car seen here in this video is an Audi with dealer plates. There is a man and a woman in the car and it was driven backwards for two approximately two miles. Police are not impressed and are searching the occupants of the car.

 

Cheapskate Wears 12 Layers of Clothes to To Avoid Luggage Fee and Collapses

Sunday, July 12th, 2015 | Stupid People with Comments Off on Cheapskate Wears 12 Layers of Clothes to To Avoid Luggage Fee and Collapses

I know nothing about the band Rewind or of James McElvar and had never heard of them prior to today. I am guessing that they aren’t doing so well financially after reading this story. How could a rock star not afford £45? I work a dead end job and could probably find £45 under the seat cushions in my couch.

To avoid paying a luggage fee this Einstein put on 12 layers of clothes and ended up collapsing during a flight. Here is a list of what James McElvar was wearing to avoid coughing up gum money: 6 T-shirts, 4 jumpers, 3 pairs of jeans, 2 pairs of sweat pants, 2 jackets and 2 hats. This of course caused him to pass out twice before the plane touched down in Glasgow where he was taken to a hospital.

It’s amazing what lengths people will go to save money for makeup and hair gel.

Woman Beats Herself Up for $12

Thursday, July 9th, 2015 | Stupid People with Comments Off on Woman Beats Herself Up for $12

You can’t even make this stuff up. Jenny Peak, 33 of Chicago beat herself up on a $12 bet from her stepfather. When police arrived at the residence she was hitting herself in the head with a crowbar, punching herself in the stomach and chest and bouncing off the walls. Officers had to take her down with a stun gun to stop the beating, of herself, by herself.

The stepfather is of course going to pony up the $12 for the bet. Nice guy. What he won’t be doing is paying the $4,000 in medical bills.  You know for the fractured skull and missing teeth. To add salt to the wounds he is also having her charged with felony property damage for broken table.

Jenny Peak

Death by Selfie

Wednesday, July 8th, 2015 | Stupid People with Comments Off on Death by Selfie

The length people will go to feed their own over inflated egos and capture that perfect selfie. Anna Krupeynikov a 21 year old in Russia cashed her chips in to get that perfect photo to show off on social media. She was on a bus tour of Moscow when she disappeared from the pack to get take a picture of her mug. She ended up leaning against a fence which gave way and she fell 40 ft to her death off of a bridge. No word how the photo turned out.

This isn’t the first story of an idiot killing themselves taking a selfie.  Earlier this month a man was struck by lightning in the mountains in the UK, he was carrying a metals selfie stick. Might as well been carrying a bag of steel golf clubs. In another story a woman in Russia was killed when she was taking a selfie with gun at her head. The gun of course went off and that is that. No more selfies for her.

The moral of the story is, go old school and have another person take a damn photo of you. Chances are you will probably live and get chance to bother your friends and family with the boring snapshots of your ugly mug.