Just ask Bruce Andersland, a Minnesota farmer who made the 800-metre-wide heart for his wife of 37 years in their farm field about 19 kilometres southwest of Albert Lea. Andersland told the Albert Lea Tribune that he got to work on his steamy show of affection on his tractor and manure spreader Wednesday and finished it Thursday. The heart is not as dark as it might have been because it is mixed with snow that fell recently.

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When I read this story I was shocked when I went to Walmart's website and couldn't find the spray for sale. I mean, they sell everything right?

The South Kitsap Wal-Mart was evacuated Sunday after a 51-year-old Belfair man allegedly dumped “Stink Bombs” liquid and sprayed “Super Fart Spray” inside the store. South Kitsap Fire & Rescue crews were sent to the store at about 12:40 p.m. Sunday for a reported hazardous-material incident. A man was reportedly throwing onto the floor a liquid that was creating a severe smell and causing headaches.

The man admitted dumping liquid onto the floor that made people nauseated. He said there were more bottles of the liquid in his glove compartment.

Deputies found bottles labeled “Stink Bombs,” which included a warning that the liquid is an irritant containing ammonium sulfide. He also handed the deputy a can called “Super Fart Spray,” which he said he also sprayed.

The man said he did it because he thought it would be funny.

If you want to be funny too you can find it at Amazon. 

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The news today was that Pope John Paul II flagellated himself regularly to imitate Christ’s suffering. No he wasn't gassy on purpose if that's what you were thinking. It means he was into whipping himself with a belt so he could be close to Jesus. Read more at the Source.

Flagellation can be a timely process. It takes a ton of time to whip yourself into the favour of Jesus everyday. I found this handy little device on line to help out whip yourself all day long. It's called the Hands-Free Self-Flagellation. It seems to be highly recommended.

According to Sister Kristina of St. Augustine's Church in Vancouver, Canada: "We share one Flagellator among a dozen of us here and let me tell you, it gets a work out".

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It didn't seem too long ago I was blogging about some other strange fruit. Here's a 'double banana' found by 69 year old Mr Hooper from Wellington, Somerset.

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Looks like somebody as sneaking into the barn at night. In Turkey, this lamb was born with a distinct human looking face and according to the article it isn't the first time it's happened in the world. Strangest thing I have ever not wanted to see.

"The lamb’s head had human features on – the eyes, the nose and the mouth – only the ears were those of a sheep.

Veterinaries said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper mutation since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports.

A goat from Zimbabwe gave birth to a similar youngster in September 2009. The mutant baby born with a human-like head stayed alive for several hours until the frightened village residents killed him.

The governor of the province where the ugly goat was born said that the little goat was the fruit of unnatural relationship between the female goat and a man."

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The only thing I can say is wow. This is a story you have to read.

"In a new incident of grisly drug war violence, a  man's face was skinned and stitched onto a soccer ball as a threat to members of Mexico's Juarez drug cartel. The unknown assailants cut up the body of Hugo Hernandez into seven pieces and left him on a street in the northern city of Los Mochis, a spokesman for Sinaloa prosecutors, Martin Robles, told the Associated Press. Hernandez's torso was found in a plastic container in a separate location from another box that contained his arms, legs and skull. The macabre soccer ball was discovered a plastic bag near Los Mochis' City Hall in Sinaloa"

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This is a New Years Eve Party that can't be beat. Three days of billy ray givner. I sat at home eating chinese food with my other half. Talk about no life.

"Some 60 revellers have been forced to drink beer and play cards for three days after they became stranded in a British pub cut off by snow storms on New Year's Eve. The guests had booked in to celebrate at the Tan Hill Inn, England's highest pub, standing 518 metres above sea level in the northern Yorkshire Dales. But the heavy, relentless snowstorms that have swept through parts of Britain trapped them inside, unable to get to their cars and leaving the roads home impassable."

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This one is classic, a stop smoking ad from 1981 by Star Wars characters C3PO and R2D2. What is funny is seeing R2D2 flagging on a smoke. Too funny.

How about an anti-drinking ad from 1979. 

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Jesus has been appearing in lots of places this year. This one caught my eye for some reason. Sitting down for an after lunch snack turned into a brush with all things holy when Lisa Swinton saw the face of Jesus on her banana peel.

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I have no idea if this is real or a hoax but it's pretty funny either way. An alleged picture a little kid turned for homework. It shows mom holdling onto a pole with men all around her with money in their hands. Looks like a stripper to me.

Here is the alleged response from the mother:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

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