If you have been selling beer our of your Pepsi vending machine in Trindad, D.C. the police would like to see you. The Pepsi machine was sitting in front of an apartment building an selling malt liquor for at least a few months before it was found. Kids could get a can of malt liquor for just $3. Police have since disabled the illegal vending machine but nobody has come forth to claim it. Shocker.

Doesn’t sound like a bad deal though. They charge $3 for a bottle of tap water in machines around here.

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Have you ever thought about creating a gummy bear version of yourself? If you haven’t, I am here to tell you that you can. FabCafe is offering the chance to replicate yourself in the form of a gummy bear for your special sweetie for White Day which is a sister holiday to Valentines Day. Is there anything that 3D Printers can’t do?

You will have to excuse the translation, I used google tranlate from the website link.

 Chocolate facial sensation until it surprising to Valentine’s Day. White Day men will return in manufacturing gummy body, the expression of that love was not so far! We have prepared a plan to use high-spec 3D printers, 3D scanners again, they make a gummy whole body of you who do not lose the impact of the chocolate face. Please try to express the feelings of loved ones with the whole body. Via FabCafe

Listen to the following news clip. Midday programming at KRTV announced a zombie apocalypse and that the dead were rising from their graves. From reading through the article it is unclear who hacked the new feed but it was enough for people to call police wondering what was going on.

A terrifying emergency broadcast shocked local Montana residents on Monday when KRTV’s midday programming was interrupted by a report of “dead bodies” “rising from their graves” in several counties.

“The bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and are attacking the living,” the emergency announcer warned. “Do not attempt to approach or apprehend these bodies, as they are considered extremely dangerous.” … Mediate

Some guys have all the luck. All it takes is a dog with a good nose and a little luck to find some priceless whale vomit. Sounds disgusting but it is pure gold to those that still think it’s the 80′s and have to bathe in perfume everyday.

LONDON — A British man has been offered 50,000 euros for a strange-smelling rock his dog found on a beach, which is likely a rare form of whale vomit used in perfumes, the BBC reported Thursday.

 Ken Wilman was walking his dog Madge in the coastal town of Morecambe in northwest England when she began “poking at a rather large stone” with a waxy texture and yellowish colour.

At first he left it on the beach, but “something triggered in my mind”, Wilman said, prompting him to go back and retrieve the object, which he believes is a piece of ambergris, a substance found in the digestive systems of sperm whales…. Read more on Jordan Times

Wondering what whale vomit looks like? So do I, so here is a snap. I challenge and frat boy to beat this.

Had your breakfast yet? Hold on because here is a 61 year old grandmother that is China’s latest pole dancer. Sun Fengqin has created quite a buzz with her new found hobby. See the jump below for more pictures but I write that with a careful what you wish for because you might get it.

“A 61-year-old woman has become a hit in China after becoming the country’s oldest pole dancer. Grandmother-of-four Sun Fengqin has been seen by millions of viewers, both online and on television, since she took up pole dancing as a way to exercise after becoming bored with tai chi, reports Orange News. ”

Read more on Digital Spy UK

Strange story from YELM, Wash. A 73 year old lady learned that somebody has been living and partying underneath her house. Having problems with her furnace a repair man found that somebody had cut her duct work to heat the crawl space underneath and also found a number of empty beer cans and cases. The owner also suspects they were smoking the wacky stuff as she often smelled smoke but had no idea where it was coming from.

Here is the link to the story if you want to join the circus parade of comments.

Yelm woman learns of unwanted visitor under her house

Did anybody get their mouths around the Carl’s Jr. 12X12X12 burger on Dec 12th, 2012? Just a mere 9,000 calories featuring 12 patties of beer, 12 slices of cheese and 12 slices of bacon I guess what I am asking if anybody had one and lived to to tell about it. I do see some lettuce on there so it wasn’t all bad. Looks great!

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Funny one this week from  The University of Chicago. Their admissions department received a package for Dr. Henry Walton Jones, Jr. Which happens to be the birth name of Indiana Jones.  The package contained a replica of fellow fictional U of Chicago professor Abner Ravenwood’s journal from Raiders Of The Lost Ark, filled with replica old money and photos of Marion Ravenwood. The package itself didn’t got through the mail system but was made to look that way with fake stamps and the packaging being made to looked “worn”.

Head to the University of Chicago’s Tumblr page for their entire story. They also want any leads or information on who did this and why.