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Newspaper Uses Alec Baldwin Photo Instead of Trump

Sunday, February 12th, 2017 | Offbeat and Weird with No Comments »

Alec Baldwin has been killing it lately on Saturday Night Live playing President Donald Trump. So much so that a newspaper from the Dominican Republic used his photo instead of one of the real Trump. The newspaper called El Nacional corrected the image but not before it caught fire online.  The photo made it rounds on Twitter and now lives forever. No word on whether Trump was impressed or not.

McDonald’s Angry Birds Burgers

Saturday, May 21st, 2016 | Offbeat and Weird with Comments Off on McDonald’s Angry Birds Burgers

When you first see McDonald’s Angry Birds Movie burgers you immediately think, Japan. But these movie themed sandwiches have been launched in China. Now China is taking fast food to an all new level. We don’t think you are going to see these any time soon at  your local McDonald’s and and maybe that is a good thing. The green Bad Piggy burgers get our stomachs an odd feeling.

The Naughty Green Pork Burger is a tribute to Bad Piggy from the Angry Birds movie. It features a large green bun, pork, fried egg, lettuce and sauce. Not so sure that green was the wisest choice for a bread color.

McDonald’s didn’t stop there. They have also released a red burger. The Angry Red Burger is another new promotion for the upcoming Angry Birds movie. Featuring a red bun this sandwich appears to be a double chicken burger. Red looks a lot more appetizing than green.

Man Constipated for 10 Years Has 11 Pounds of Poop Surgically Removed

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2015 | Offbeat and Weird with Comments Off on Man Constipated for 10 Years Has 11 Pounds of Poop Surgically Removed

If I don’t have a movement for more than a day then I am hitting the fiber hard and getting business taken care of. Imagine going 10 years without a bowel movement.  A man from China contends that he we went that long and suffered all sorts of pains over that time period like severe stomach pain. You figure? Doctors finally found the problem. An 11 pound blockage of poop in his colon. The mass so big it actually shifted his heart to the right to make room. His condition actually has  name and it’s congenital megacolon which basically means you are full of it.

A few websites we read offered tips if you find yourself in this situation like drinking water and adding fiber to  your diet. Personally I would recommend getting yourself to the nearest Taco Bell or some thing similar. Usually cleans me out in a hurry.

We don’t really have an appropriate photo so here is one we took of the urinals at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas.

Walmart Makes ISIS Cake but Not a Confederate Flat Cake

Tuesday, June 30th, 2015 | Offbeat and Weird with Comments Off on Walmart Makes ISIS Cake but Not a Confederate Flat Cake

It’s a crazy world we live in. Walmart recently announced that they won’t sell items that bear the Confederate Flag but they had no problem making a cake with the ISIS symbol on it for one Louisiana man.  Chuck Netzhammer ordered the image of the Confederate flag on a cake with the words, “Heritage Not Hate,” but was denied by his local Walmart. Instead he changed his order to a cake bearing the ISIS symbol and Walmart delivered.

Walmart has since come out and stated that the employee wasn’t aware of what the symbol meant and the cake should not have been made. Of course in banning the flag they stated they didn’t want to offend anybody.

I wonder if they would have made CNN”s version of the ISIS flag on a cake? That wouldn’t have offended anybody.