Watch as the reports of Jesus appearing on toast soar over the next 6 months. It's not the rapture so don't start burning your house down and giving away all of your possessions just yet. It's just the new Jesus Toaster from Burt Impressions. Now you too can pretend that Jesus is speaking directly to you just like all of the others who report Jesus sightings.

The video seems to take a bit before it actually shows up but it's there. I have seen it.

Who wouldn't want to see this? That's talent.

This might win it for creepy thing of the day, although the day is just starting up for me. I guess he wasn't high on throwing dinner parties. His name is Anatoly Moskvin btw, many new sources hadn't picked that up yet.

MOSCOW (AP) — The Russian historian had always been open about his interest in the dead and eagerly described how he loved to rummage through cemeteries, studying grave stones to uncover the life stories behind them.

What he failed to mention, according to police, was that he had dug up 29 bodies and taken them back to his apartment, where he dressed them in women’s clothes scavenged from graves and then put them on display.

A police video of the man’s apartment in the Volga River city of Nizhny Novgorod released Monday shows his macabre collection of what look like dolls. Lifesize, they are dressed in bright dresses and headscarves, their hands and faces wrapped in what appears to be cloth. Police said they were mummified remains.

Instructions for doll-making were found in the apartment, police said, and the video showed old-fashioned plastic dolls in frilly dresses lying about.

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Remember when everything you got from Japan was smaller like cars and transistor radios? You crazy kids don't even know what a transistor radio is. They didn't go small with this new burger from Burger King. It looks like it's made to be sliced into four like a cake but I could have at it after a night of heavy binge drinking and not look back.

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