I love the title of this youtube video: "typical day on the cta". Props to the man that ponied up the $20 to get this jerk off of the bus. Probably the first non-government money he's ever pocketed. Although I can't tell from video if he ever got the money or not. The more I watch it I think not.

I have redone my basement and my entertainment room. I now hate the fact that my TV and PS3 headphones are wired. The wire drags across the floor and over the table. It looks terrible and it looks messy. I am sick of fumbling over the all of the wires and nearly tripping over them every time I get up.

My only escape at work is listening to music. I sit at work with my ear buds plugged into either my iPhone or my Sirius Radio. I am constantly pulling on my ears whenever I have to move around in my cubicle. I don’t know why they don’t build them with longer wires.

At the end of my rope I am resigned to go out and buy a pair or two of cordless headphones so I can get on with my life. The last time I checked for a pair they were crazy expensive. Like everything else they have come down in price and are more affordable. Not only were they crazy expensive. They were big and bulky. That has changed as well. They are now smaller and stylish.

They even come in better quality sets than the pair the girl below is wearing.

Just for the record, if you are going to try and claim to be a famous person try and make it believable. Such is the case of Leah Efay Davis who was caught shoplifting from a mall in Provo. She claimed to be Keshia Knight Pulliam who played Rudy Huxtable on The Cosby Show and told authorities that she owned the mall in question and wasn't really stealing.  She might have been better off claiming to be Marty Feldman. Cops didn't buy it and I will let the picture proof speak for itself.

This is Leah Efay Davis

This is Keshia Knight Pulliam

This is Marty Feldman

I won't go into the million jokes that go along with this scene. They are all posted on the you tube page for you to read. I will just say that is either one lucky or unlucky man. Depends on your point of view.

So I was haunting around google trends this morning and see that Rachel Uchitel, the girl famous only for cleaning Tiger Wods golf balls is preggo and requires $300 nipple pumps (source). That of course makes sense. There are probably millions of people on the planet that need a bowl wiener water soup to make it to the next day and this one needs $300 nipple pumps. Who said life was fair? Not me.

Here is what you are after, photos of what Wikipedia refers to as a "sports groupie".