When I read this story I was shocked when I went to Walmart's website and couldn't find the spray for sale. I mean, they sell everything right?

The South Kitsap Wal-Mart was evacuated Sunday after a 51-year-old Belfair man allegedly dumped “Stink Bombs” liquid and sprayed “Super Fart Spray” inside the store. South Kitsap Fire & Rescue crews were sent to the store at about 12:40 p.m. Sunday for a reported hazardous-material incident. A man was reportedly throwing onto the floor a liquid that was creating a severe smell and causing headaches.

The man admitted dumping liquid onto the floor that made people nauseated. He said there were more bottles of the liquid in his glove compartment.

Deputies found bottles labeled “Stink Bombs,” which included a warning that the liquid is an irritant containing ammonium sulfide. He also handed the deputy a can called “Super Fart Spray,” which he said he also sprayed.

The man said he did it because he thought it would be funny.

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I had been holding onto this bookmark for awhile to see how it panned out. When I saw the picture below I knew it turned out just fine. There's something about large ladies in bathing suits that are just too small for them. It's a parade of people in clothes they have no business wearing. Poorly Dressed

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And kicked in the head repeatedly than endure what I have to go through. Do we all have a friend that sells insurance? Do we all have a friend that sells insurance that won't leave you alone? At what point do people that sell insurance finally get that you aren't interested? I am at odds what to tell him but term life ins just doesn't interest me at this time in my life. I guess the picture below says it all but I have better things to do.

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I am off to a Superbowl party later on this afternoon. Lots of food and beer but you have to remember to hydrate. Drinking lots of water while you are guzzling down booze will save you a headache and hangover. You get the hangover because you get dehydrated. Just keep your eye on what's flowing out of those Grohe faucets. You don't to be putting dirty water into your body. Drink only clean, filtered water. The last thing you want is a case of dysentery and miss that half time show.

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I just caught the famous Man Hands episode of Seinfeld last night and looked in google for some man hands photos. I found this cutie. Take a look at those meat hooks. I wouldn't want to get slapped silly by those hands. She looks like a good candidate for rheumatoid arthritis. I don't think there is any kind of cure for man hands is there? Maybe you could have them surgically removed and replaced with a Luke Skywalker kind of hand. I saw them on 60 Minutes.

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I am in the midst of redoing my entire basement. I am just at the planning and scouting stage at this point. Searching around the net looking for ideas. I am always amazed at what people do with their man caves and found some interesting floor tiles pictures. I was thinking something along the lines of this picture but that might be a little out of my means. I would nned the palace to go with it if I really wanted to do it right.

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Here's is a small collection of stories off of the wire. Enjoy!

Man accused of stealing coins at mall fountain - Memphis police said a security officer at a downtown mall found a man in the mall's fountain, stealing coins. The man, 47, was charged with stealing about $33 from the fountain at Peabody Place. He was jailed on $100 bond.

Thieves swipe Twinkies, leave tracks in snow – It was a Zinger of a theft in Tennessee. It also included cupcakes, Twinkies and other snack cakes from the Merita Bread Company. The Kingsport Times-News cites a report from the Sullivan County Sheriff's Office in reporting 34-year-old James M. Denoon and 18-year-old Anthony Stout were found hiding under a truck at the bakery late Friday night.

Man stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in pants – Police say a Massachusetts man who stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn't slip away from authorities, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams

Man upset over gas pump drives SUV through window – A man was charged with attempted murder after authorities said he drove his truck through the window of a service station. Jefferson County Chief Deputy Randy Christian said a 49-year-old man pulled into a BP station on Alabama 75 in Pinson Sunday morning and got into a dispute with the clerk because the pump was turned off. Christian said the station has a pay-first policy.

Man with 21 knives arrested after calling police – Austin police say a man who called 911 to complain about alleged bank fraud was arrested when he was found with a machete and 20 other knives or blades. Douglas Dockery, 50, was jailed Monday on charges of unlawful carrying of a weapon, plus having prohibited weapons such as a switchblade or knuckles

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Care to see something pretty damn funny? Philadelphia Flyer Ian Laperriere lost four of his teeth back in November after getting hit in the face with a puck in a game against the Buffalo Sabres. He also lost his replacement teeth when they were stolen on route to him. The box showed up empty and the Flyers figure somebody in New Orleans stole them during shipping, probably digging for gold.

Ian had to do a commercial sans the teeth and it's funnier than hell trying to watch him spit out the words.

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Meth is just do damn sexy. I found this great little collection of meth head photos. It's called the The Faces of Meth: Before & After. Some of them don't look like they had much to start off with and the meth may be an improvement. Remember kids, only dopes do dope. Or people that love big hideous pulsating red open sores on their face.

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I don't know where my phone number ended up but it's been phone call after phone call from telemarketers or id theft people with promises of cheap auto insurance quotes. Thank god I have a phone that can block a ton of numbers. It's rings half a ring then hangs up them, giving them a busy signal. Without it, I would be going off the wall and seriously thinking about unplugging my phone.

Obviously Geico isn't one of those bottom feeders calling my house but the picture is funny all the same.

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