Clint Malarchuk you are our next canidate for the Barely Hanging on Award. For those of you not familiar with Clint have a look at the graphic video below. Clint is a former NHL goalie best known for having his jugular vein slashed by a skate in a 1989 game with Buffalo. Now he has done it again and accidently shot himself in the chin while out rabbit hunting with a .22 caliber rifle.  His wife, Christy, told police that the rifle discharged when he placed the butt on the ground between his legs.

When he had his jugular cut he took 300 stitches, spent one night in the hospital and was back with the team in four days. No word yet on how many days until he can get back rabbit hunting.

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I was leaving through some celeb gossip sites in google and came across this wannabe and I had no idea who she is. Jodie Marsh apparently missed the boat on the flashing panties to become popular trend. Just a bit late my dear, by about a few years. These were taken at a birthday party. I had to google to find out that she was the first booted off of a British reality show that nobody has ever heard of. Wow, not bad if you like a scaling leather wallet complexion on a midget.

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I was watching a Family Guy episode last night and this almost made me spit my drink out. They were dishing Matthew McConaughey pretty good about his horric acting abilities.

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I found this through Digg and damn it's funny so I thought I would share in case you haven't seen it yet. Sarah Palin the Garbage Pail Kid, totally hilarious.

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If I was a tax paying witch in this day and age I would be a little more than upset that Sarah Palin and some guy that likes to beat up women in Africa are seaking me out. If she gets the vice where's a decent witch in America going to get a job?  

Are you Americans going to see a tax hike to fund the Witchcraft Protection Agency? Or will another group have to pick it up? The ATFW - Alcohol, Firearms, Tobacco  and Witches. Sounds like the cost of living is going up until this threat is taken care of.

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You watch the video and decide for yourself. Looks pretty convincing to me. Sounds pretty convincing as well. A federal jury that must decide whether a South Carolina state trooper deliberately rammed a fleeing suspect with his patrol car watched a video of the incident Tuesday, and heard the officer bragging about the collision.

During testimony, two Greenwood County sheriff's deputies who responded to the chase said Garren boasted about hitting Grant. Sgt. Derrick Smith recalled asking the trooper about striking the suspect.

"I nailed the (expletive) out of him," Smith said the trooper told him. "Yeah, I was trying to."

 

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Sometimes a person is so far out of it that it is just too easy. If you have seen the video where she is praying to protect herself from witches you will know what I mean. Sarah Palin is unreal. Enjoy these latest finds of funny pictures.

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The Canadian National Do Not Call List finally went online today. You can add your phone number in about two seconds to their list and opt not to get calls from telemarketers for a period of three years. The website says it will take up to 31 day for telemarketers to update their list. The website was pretty busy today but I finally got on today and added our number. It will be interesting to see what happens. I got four phone calls today and I doubt the list will really work as most of the calls I get are from bottem feeder scammers that are spoofing their numbers anyways. I have had a pile from Hollywood this month in the 555 area code. We will see if the free cruise offers stop or not. I doubt it though.

Visit the site for more information Canadian National Do Not Call List

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Well at least she take a better mugshot than Nick Nolte or Whitney but she still looks like a bag of hammers. Poor Heather Locklear got picked up and charged with DUI over the weekend. Because Locklear appeared "disoriented and impaired," she was taken to a local CHP station and drug and alcohol tests were administered, Marshall said. The actress was cooperative. "Alcohol was ruled out as a factor, but based on the officer's observations, we believe Locklear was under the influence of prescription medication," Marshall added.  As you can see pills do the body good.

Locklear was arrested on suspicion of DUI and being under the influence of a controlled substance. She booked at a local jail around 7 p.m., and released hours later. Some of you might remember that she left an Arizona treatment facility just two months ago for anxiety and depression.

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Do you have a friend that emails you garbage a million times a day? I do too buy every so often there is a funny picture in the thousands of garbage emails. Here's the Redneck Fire Alarm, you have to love it.

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